Twilight Messinger!

A/N Another Two-shot on the Cullens on yet another social network! This just popped into my head while writing the second chapters to Twilight Adventures, and Love And Family. Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or MSN. I just own the funny adventure that's about to unravel.

Cullen MSN

Emmett sat on the couch, concentrating on the TV where it showed a promotion for another one of his favorite video games. He was about to turn it off, when a promotion for a new social network popped on.

He stared at the TV in awe. "Chat where ever we want as long as we have an internet connection, or IPhone? Totally cool!"

"What's so cool, Emmett?" Renesmee asked walking by with Jacob.

"This new thing called Windows Live! Can you believe it? You can chat anywhere you want! With a laptop, or IPhone! We should all get accounts!"

"Ugh seriously? Daddy says those networks aren't necessary. He says they're just there to get people to sit in front of their computers all day to talk to…"

"We're all getting one, 'Nuff said, tell the others," Emmett said authority thick in his tone.

"Fine, fine. Mother, father, Emmett would like us all to get these things called MSN accounts! I think he's going crazy, but let's get them for his enjoyment, okay?" Nessie shouted from the living room.

"Fine," "What do I get out of it?" "I knew this was coming!" "He is crazy." "My son is crazy, but I love him." "He seems too excited for his own good! Makes me wanna jump for joy!" "And they call us wolves crazy? Huh, Whatever." Various comments were shouted from all around the house.

"Guess I better get up and make one, huh?" Emmett asked, standing.

"You better, you're the one who made us, its only fair," Alice said walking by with her IPhone in hand.

The family all created accounts… and chaos followed. Who else would they find on there? Its not like the Volturi had heard of this monstrosity of a social network… or did they…?

*In Volterra*

Aro sat on his thrown feeling unsatisfied. It had been a long time since he had last left his castle. The last time he'd gone was to visit his dear friends, the Cullens. What a wonderful visit that turned out to be!

How wrong he and his brothers were about the hybrid child. How badly they had misjudged the poor Cullens. The friends they kept though, worried him and his comrades. They were strange creatures. Things that shouldn't exist, yet did. He didn't dwell on these thoughts for long, though. He had other things to think about…

"Jane, dear what are you so excited about?" Marcus asked quietly as Jane skipped threw the doorway.

"Oh, Marcus did you hear?"

"Hear what?" Marcus asked, sounding quite bored.

"There is a new social network that allows you to chat where ever you like!"

"Ahh! A new discovery! Dearest Jane, can you create various accounts for people? As in, we could all have our own?" Aro asked.

"Yes! Its wonderful!"

"Then do me the honor of creating us, and the guard accounts, please?" Caius said excitedly.

"Will do, your Majesty!" As soon as she was gone Aro clapped his hands together, smiling.

"Ahh, brothers, I do believe we may have found something to pass the time! How wonderful!"

"Yes, indeed!" Caius said laughing.

That began the adventure of a lifetime, not just for them, but for the Cullens, as well. The sad part of it all was, the Cullens had no idea that the Volturi would have these. They would have stayed away from it if they knew.

A/N I know, a short chapter, but the next one will be like 22 pages long! Hope you liked it so far. For clarification, MSN has been around for ages in this story, but they all just found out about it. Have fun reading!

-RoseNEmmettForever-