Disclaimer: I own Vivian 'Vivi.'
A/N: I don't own this list. I was on mugglenet and found this list. I don't own Harry Potter or the Cha-Cha slide.
When Dudley backs up, go 'beep, beep, beep.'
Dudley couldn't really dance. But he heard that the Cha-Cha slide sang the directions. He decided to give it a try.
With the curtains closed and his parents gone, Dudley moved all of the furniture in the living room and started dancing.
"Take it back now ya'll."
"Beep, beep, beep." A feminine voice said as Dudley backed up.
Dudley ignored it and kept going. When he went back again 'beep, beep, beep' was heard again. Dudley whirled around and saw a girl sitting on the table.
The girl had purple hair and green eyes. She was wearing purple glasses. Dudley noticed that the girl was wearing boy like clothes.
"Who are you and where did you come from?" Dudley asked.
"This is Vivian." Petunia said. "She's spending the summer here."
"She's also a witch just to warn you." Vernon added.
"That's right so watch your back." Vivian whipped out her wand. "And it's Vivi."
Dudley backed up in fear. Vivi went 'beep, beep, beep' again.
'How long are you gonna be doing that?" Dudley asked.
Vivi shrugged. "As long as I want to."
Dudley went into the kitchen to get a snack. He backed up to close the fridge.
"Beep, beep, beep." Vivi sang from the table.
"She's driving me crazy!" Dudley screamed.
"Vivi, please stop." Petunia begged.
"Beep, beep, beep." Vivi said while shaking her head.
"Stop it girl!" Vernon snarled.
Vivi flipped him off. She took out her wand and pointed it at him.
"On second thought so what you want." Petunia stared at the wand with wide eyes.
Vivi smirked in victory.
"This is gonna be a long summer." Dudley muttered.
"Beep, beep, beep."
"Vivi!"
A/N: Who knows what possessed them to but a young witch named Vivian is staying with the Dursleys for the summer. Vivi has a list of way to annoy, harass, confuse or generally scare them. Whether she's been sent my Harry and Ron or she lied to Petunia and Vernon about being a witch is unknown. Vivi's either very brave or crazy. Trust me, chapter will get longer. Please read my X-Men: Evolution story. Don't be afraid to review this and my other story.