Hello everyone I won't tell you much about this fanfiction but it involves the weirdest situations with none other than Pein who seems to be holding a chainsaw...
"I'm gonna kick his small chicken ass self when I get my hands on the thief," Itachi said fuming and at the same time pacing around his room thinking of a way to get his little brother back for stealing his "one-of-a-kind" nail polish.
"I'm gonna cause him so much got damn pain- MOMMY!" Itachi screamed as he was tackled to the ground and was flattened and suffocated for about 5 minutes.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME...KISAME!"Itachi screamed so loud that people in Paris could have heard him.
"You dumb-ass, your not supposed to say that word, even Kakazu knows that dummy," Kisame said getting off his now annoyed partner.
"Oh sure and what the hell is this word of yours?" Itachi asked being cocky.
"Stop being so dam cocky. At least I'm not the one who screamed mommy," Kisame said with a sly smirk on his blue face.
"Oh sure this is coming from the guy that made me say mommy when he tackled me and the one that falls on the floor laughing because Barbie said,"Nice ass-crack," Itachi said crossing his arms.
"Oh shut up and... suck a camel's ass!" Kisame shouted randomly making Itachi have the weirdest facial expression.
"What is the damn word?" Itachi shouted making Kisame cringe.
"It's... pain..." Kisame said so quietly.
"Itachi then began laughing like hell.
"PAIN... that's... what... the word... is..." Itachi managed to say between laughs.
"Don't say it too loud or else something bad will happen," Kisame said biting his nails.
"Where the hell did you hear this," Itachi said shaking his head.
"Everyone in the Akatsuki duh,"Kisame said.
"Right and how come I haven't heard any of this crap coming from your mouth?" Itachi said trying to make a point.
"Who knows," Kisame said.
"I think some people are just trying to prank you Kisame," Itachi said logically.
"If you don't believe me then try saying pain 3 times in front of a mirror and then something bad will happen to you ," Kisame said trying to warn his partner of the bad things that were about to happen.
"Fine I will," Itachi said walking over to the mirror in his room and closed his eyes.
"Pain...pain...pain," Itachi said waiting for something to happen.
"See I told you Kisame that nothing was gonna-" Itachi stopped as he turned around not to come face with Kisame put a man with a big ass chainsaw.
"Did someone say pain..." a familiar voice said.
"Holy shit!" Itachi said like a scared little girl.
"I told you Itachi!" Kisame said downstairs and outside.
"Mommy help me please..." Itachi said crouching in a corner.
"Wait a second I remember that voice... PEIN!" Itachi said surprised.
"Yup," Pein said starting his chainsaw.
"Holy crap!" Itachi said running out of the room and going outside.
"I made it outside," Itachi said praising Kami-sama.
"Don't hold your breathe cause here he comes!" Kisame said running leaving Itachi in a cloud of smoke.
"DON'T LEAVE ME!" Itachi said running like a madman from the madman.
Itachi and Kisame and anyone else that month that said pain was chased until they finally made a plan and started to chase Pein until they finally caught him and killed him.
But there was one thing... Pein had a family and relatives...
Well that is the end of my story please review and tell me what you think!