"WAH WAH WAH" thought Shinji as he sulked down New Boys Town, the popular super gay district of Tokyo 3. He was never vocal about his depression because apparently he'll bitch at them when he's in the robot or doesn't want to be in the robot, but when he's out of the robot and sad he won't even fucking try to deal with it.
Kaworu waved in front of Shinji's face, concerned for his familiar boy toy in the school uniform he probably never washes. "Do you want me to heeeelp you? Because I want to heeelp you." Kaworu slipped his serpant-like hand into Shinji's pants, his smile shining so wonderfully. Shinji was afraid to have a boner in public and quickly threw Kaworu's hand out his pants.
"We can't do that here..." Shinji bemoaned, but Kaworu wasn't having any of his shit.
Kaworu pulled out a pocket knife and cut a hole in the back of Shinji's beloved school uniform slacks, and then doing the same to his lame as shit white underwear.
Shinji heard a zipper behind him. They were in public. Kaworu wouldn't-HE DID! RIGHT UP THE BUTT! THERE WAS NOW A DICK IN SHINJI'S BUTT, IN PUBLIC, AND IT WAS TOO AROUSING FOR THE YOUNG LAD TO NOT GET A BONER TOO! AND HIS SHITTER WHITE UNDERWEAR COULDN'T HANDLE IT, MAKING SHINJI'S POOR ERECTION RUB AGAINST THE ZIPPER OF HIS OWN PANTS!
Kaworu pulled Shinji into a photobooth, Shinji taking a seat on Kaworu's lap, Kaworu's Diglett digging deeper. Kaworu unzipped Shinji's pants and stroked his penis. Shinji was at the mercy of his beautiful white haired boyfriend, because everyone should let themselves be at the mercy of mysterious, obviously not even human white haired boys. Always.
They continued to be gay in the photobooth until they both achieved orgasm, and agreed it was a jolly time.
Kaworu asked Shinji if he was feeling better. Shinji smiled and said, "I'm still depressed you asshole." And KISSED KAWORU PASSIONATELY!