Cast of Characters:
CLOUD - Jack Skellington
KADAJ, YAZOO, and LOZ - Lock, Stock and Barrel
HOJO - Oogie Boogie
CLOUD: Oh and one more thing . . . *grabs Kadaj by shoulders and glares at him* Leave that no-account Hojo OUT OF THIS!
LOZ: Whatever you say, Cloud
KADAJ: *gracefully slinks out of Cloud's grip* Of course, Cloud . . .
YAZOO: *nods* Wouldn't dream of it, Cloud
*Cloud leaves as all laugh sinisterly with fingers crossed behind their backs*
LOZ, KADAJ, AND YAZOO:*All three walk in a counterclockwise circle*
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws . . .
LOZ:*rubs hands together*
I wanna do it
YAZOO:
Let's draw straws
KADAJ: *swats Loz*
Cloud said we should work together
Three of a kind
LOZ, KADAJ, AND YAZOO:
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
*remnants head to closet to stock up on weapons*
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
KADAJ:*scratches head*
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
LOZ:*grips Kadaj's shoulder*
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
LOZ, KADAJ, AND YAZOO:
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
YAZOO: *evil smile*
Then Mr. Hojo Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
LOZ,KADAJ, AND YAZOO:
Wheeee
*evil laughter from the room below*
LOZ: *points to cannon*
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
KADAJ: *glares at Loz*
You're so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Cloud will beat us black and green
LOZ,KADAJ, AND YAZOO
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
YAZOO AND KADAJ:*to each other in low voices*
Because Mr. Hojo is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Jenova list, I'd get out of town
YAZOO:
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
LOZ, KADAJ, AND YAZOO::
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
KADAJ: *rolls eyes groaning*
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
YAZOO: *glares*
I'm not the dumb one
LOZ: *pushes Yazoo into Kadaj*
You're no fun
YAZOO: *scowls at Loz*
Shut up!
LOZ: *sticks out tongue*
Make me!
KADAJ:
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
*wields Souba*
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
YAZOO: *snaps fingers*
And then we'll have him
One, two, three!
LOZ, KADAJ, AND YAZOO:
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
*remnants gather up weapons and head outside*
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Hojo is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key
All three: HAHAHAHAH A!!!