"James, I have a very serious question to ask you," Jessie said.
"What is it, Jess?"
"I was just wondering..."
"Wondering what?"
"I want to ask you something and if you say yes, you have to promise me that you'll go through with it no matter what."
"Okay, I promise. Fire away."
"James, will you make me a woman?"
"I don't know, Jessie. That seems like a big step. And I don't want to hurt you or nothing."
"Well, I'm already half way there."
"How so?"
"Never mind. So will you think about it?"
"Okay, but I'm not promising anything!"
Later on...
"Meowth, I need to talk to you about something."
"What is it, Jimmy?"
"Jessie asked me to make her a woman."
"Wooow! What did ya say?"
"I said I'd think about it. What do you think I should do?"
"I'd say go fer it!"
"You think?"
"Listen Jim, how many people have ya had da chance to do dis with?"
"Well, none."
"And how many people do ya tink will ask you that question again?"
"Well, none."
"What are ya doin' here den? Get movin!"
"Jessie, I've come up with an answer to your question..."
"And..?"
"I've decided that I will go through with this and make you a woman."
"Good then," she said, spreading her legs, "now, it's just a simple procedure; you just quickly cut it off and then I go and sit on a mountain of ice for a while and hey presto, I'm a woman."
"Jessie, what are you talking about?"
He looked down and saw something irregular for a woman.
"I think I'm gonna be sick! When you said you wanted me to make you a woman, I thought you were talking about something else..."
"What? Sex? Why is that all us men ever think about? Come on, James, cut it off!"
"Well..." he said, grabbing a large knife, "a promise is a promise..."
:D What did we all think? Sick, I know. R & R.