Little Red Riding Bella
"Are you sure you want to go to Charlie's house today?" asked Renee for the thousandth time.
Bella exclaimed, "I'll be fine, mom, how else will he get these cookies?" Then she picked up her basket of sweets, fastening the bright red hood that she always wore, then danced gaily into the forest.
"La la la" sang Bella. Suddenly she tripped! She looked to see if she had fallen over a root, but it was just her own feet.
Then she heard the soft growling of a wolf as it loped toward her. "I'm Jacob!" he said in a friendly voice. Helping her up from the ground, he asked "Say, where are you going?"
"Thanks!" exclaimed Bella, her face as red as her cape. "Why, to Charlie's house, of course!" Then she continued frolicking through the forest.
When she got to Charlie's house, the door was mysteriously gone. "Charlie must be expecting me," thought Bella. She walked in to find a lump in Charlie's bed.
"Oh no, I hope Charlie's not sick (of having such a stupid daughter)" cried Bella. She ran to go check. He looked a bit strange.
"My, what big eyes you have!" said Bella. "The better to watch you obsessively to make sure you aren't having sex," said the wolf.
"And what a large mouth you have!" exclaimed Bella. "All the better to talk shit at you with," said Jacob, the wolf.
"Oh my!" Said Bella. "What a gigantic cock you have, Charlie!" Jacob grinned maliciously, then said "all the better to rape you with, beautiful Bella!" Then he lunged at her from the bed.
Nearby, Edward Cullen was chopping wood in the forest. He heard a shriek, and, being the noble gentleman that he is, went to see what was the matter.
After running to Charlie's house (He knew the way well from always peeping at Bella), He found Jacob the wolf trying to overpower Bella.
"I must not let him soil her virginity!" Cried Edward nobly, prying Jacob away from Bella and slapping Jacob's cock till it hung limp again. Then he forced Jacob to spit out Charlie.
"Yay!" shouted Bella, removing her hands from her breasts to show how excited she was. Charlie fainted on the floor.
"Thanks for saving my dad!" exclaimed Bella. Then they all lived happily ever after.
The End.