So… this is the first of a new diary thing I'm writing for my friend PrincessSeddie and or littleprincessunicorn 's site. (See homepage for link.) Oh ya… and Kels LAST TIME I'm uploading it next complaint stays up It's late and some of us have to get up early tomorrow... It's the diary of Sam. In this she argues with her self, that's what the italics mean. Her site has this entry in an amazing diary that moves, has insanely awesome effects, and of course is full of my writing… Go check it out… like now or I'll set Sam on you with her butter sock. Would you want that? Yeah I didn't think so.

Go on the homepage, then click dreaming of seddie.

NOTE: Isn't up on site yet will be soon though .SEE KELS IT IS ON HERE. (Had to be said because she keeps saying I didn't say it wasn't up yet.) DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT AND HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO OWN ICARLY OR ANYTHING RELATED TO IT.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Sup they call me Sam. You must be the paper I'm writing on.

…

Right that's what I thought.

So anyway, this extremely hot friend of mine… I mean this really dorky dude I know gave me this diary. When he handed it to me he was all, "Merry Tuesday, have a diary. I know you're not going to write in it, but you can have it."

So I was all, "I'll bet you being locked in a giant glass box, I totally will... But only because seeing you locked in a glass box like a science experiment, brings me joy."

So we shook hands, as we always do when we start a bet, and here I am writing in this … * sigh * diary.

Bacon lovers of the world unite… Sam

Tuesday, April 06, 2010 (Later)

It's me again… Ya no Sam?

Yes I remember you, you're the dork loving girl.

I'm not dork loving…

Yes you are.

AM NOT. BUT MY POINT IN BEING HERE IS…

Well… after you said I was a dork lover I don't know if I should tell you…

Oh come on suddenly I'm not trust worthy?

Well it has mocking potential I guess, that's all.

You can tell me, I'm only you talking to your self like a crazy person.

That's true.

So today Freddie (the dork) got a haircut. It's SO cute… I mean it's so… dorkish. He looks even more like a dork than the day he was born with a little book in hand, and a little pencil behind his ear.

Now we both no that's not true, it's like you forget I'M YOU, and I was kind of… there when you were looking at his baby pictures yesterday.

I SO didn't do that… That was… Gibby… dressed as me because… he has… a creepy man crush on Freddie and… and… I let him model after me because… because…

Out of excuses are we?

NO.

Yes you are.

No I was getting to what happened next.

Oh really? Then do go on.

Fine, I will.

Well you just go ahead and do that.

I will.

Go on.

With what?

What's the end of the sentence?

Oh that…

Yes that. What's the end of that sentence?

What sentence?

You let Gibby model after you because…

Hey look a floating ham!!!

Where I don't see one?!?

Right there.

There isn't one.

Yes there is.

N- HEY!

What?

You changed the subject.

What subject.

The one we were just on.

We weren't on a subject, we've always been talking about Spider Man… I mean floating ham.

Right…

Yep.

So you were looking at Freddie's baby pictures?

Yes, why?

HA!

What?

You admitted you were looking at them.

Did not…

Did too.

…Did not.

Now you're just lying to yourself… literally.

Oh just shut it.

We both know that's not going to happen. So why exactly are you here again?

Freddie got a cute hair cut.

Exactly.

… I meant the dork got a dorky haircut, duh.

I'm sure you did.

Yes I did.

Then it's settled, you like Freddie.

Yes… I mean no.

Sure you don't.

I don't, I swear.

Ham lovers honor?

How about we go with fish lovers honor?

… Sure why not.

Then it's settled you like Freddie.

Yes it is.

Okay then.

Bacon lovers unite… Sam

Now go to her site you'll like it. AND review please.