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by FLUORESCENTdisaster

Vegetarian vamps seem to be conquering the world. When Carlisle Cullen adopts a group of insane girls into his lifestyle, they seem bent on driving Washington insane. “We’re moving to Spoon? Is this the Silverware State of America?” Long sumary in profile

1. Preface

A/N: This is FLUORESCENTdisater, just saying a quick hello before you read the brief preface we wrote. Just so you know, none of us are completely fluent in English and we try to revise each chapter at least two times - so please forgive any grammatical slip-ups. Thank you and have a nice flight on Air Disaster Airlines!~

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Preface

If Bella Cullen had never given much thought to how she would die, we had never even considered how we would live. And by live, I mean truly experience moments that left us wanting more, which was inconvenience that immortality never presented us.

From the moment we became these heartbreakingly beautiful monsters, life was no longer a delicate thread but a thick, resistant rope that we used to play Tug 'o War. Life is ours to take and we live how we want.