I don't own fairy tail and this is why…

Lucy and Natsu entered the guild, Lucy clung to Natsu's arm laughing at some silly yet witty joke he had just made.
"Yo Mary Jane Gimme something to drink shawty(not clue how to spell that)" Natsu yelled. Everyone fell silent; Lucy detached herself from Natsu's arm. Natsu clapped a hand over his mouth and gasped.
"N…Natsu?" Gray asked using Natsu's first name, "are you okay?" Happy cautiously flew over to Natsu.
"I..I don't know what came over me…" Natsu whispered.
"I do!" Master Makerov said and leapt down from the bar.
"You've been chosen…" Master Makerov said glumly, fear flashed in Natsu's eyes. Chosen for what?! Natsu thought. Cana began crying and Erza went silent.
"You've been chosen by… the thug life!" Master Makerov blurted sending the guild into chaos.
"Natsu no! Tell me it's not so!" Happy cried hugging Natsu.
"Oh damn da pussy is all wet!" Natsu yelled. Natsu clapped his hand over his mouth again.
"Natsu what have you become?!" Lucy wailed and collapsed. Natsu turned and sagged his pants.
"Gurl don't worry imma Nighties kid." Natsu said and walked in a slouched posture to avoid tripping on his pants. Natsu regained his senses and sat down on a chair.
"How much longer does he have Master…" Levy asked.
"Not long the process is almost complete…" Erza said, speaking for the first time this commotion had started, "Soon the thug life will come for him."
"Is there some way I can heal him!" Wendy asked hugging Natsu.
"Damn gurl yall a clingy bitch!" Natsu said. Lisanna slapped Natsu over the face. He came back to normal again.
"Before I go to the thug life completely… I just want to tell you all that, I didn't chose the thug life the thug life chose me… Awwww Yeah!" Natsu said and applied a snap back and skate boarded around the guild. Suddenly a car burst through the guild hall, Teach me how to duggy bleared on the radio. The hydraulics were going and Sting, Rouge and Jellal stepped out.
"What up hoes I'm here for my main man Natsu!" Sting said Rouge started beat boxing in the corner and Jellal just held the stereo.
"Yo!" Natsu said and did a mean kick flip before jumping on his skate board.
"Natsu don't go!" Lucy cried and flung herself at Natsu.
"Bitch plz" The Thug Life guild said in unison. They all jumped into the car and pumped the hydraulics.
"420 BLAZE IT!" Was the last words the guild heard from Natsu before he caught the guild on fire and escape in his pimp ass car. Natsu's snap back flew off his head. The guild evacuated the bulding, Erza picked up the snapback and whispered, "Why didn't the thug life chose me?"

So this is my first story, it sucks but I like taking the piss out of things. If you have any suggestion on what to do next ? Read Rate and Review. Actually you have already read so just rate and Review!