Chapter 1: First Conversations
I've seen several Facebook/chatroom themed Smash fics around here, so I finally decided to try it out myself. Since I write humor stuff, I figured this would be right up my alley!
Note: Everyone sees only the usernames, I just only write them when people sign in and out, for ease's sake. Unless the username is mysterious, everyone can tell who is who due to the obvious username.
Prologue
Master Hand decided that it was time for the Smashers to come out of the Stone Age, so to speak, so he bought a computer for each individual, along with a nice Internet system with a built in chatroom. He hoped that maybe with this new technology, the Smashers wouldn't be at each other's throats 24/7. But of course, these are the Smashers we are talking about here…
GarlicKing has signed in.
Wario: This new thingy is awesome! Wahaha! Hey, anybody else out there?
TiaraPrince has signed in.
Marth: Oh great, the first time I sign on and I only have you smelly waste of a body to talk to? Figures…
Wario: What? You can't even smell me!
FightsForFriends has signed in.
Ike: This looks fun! Umm, TiaraPrince? Really Marth, that is the name you went with?
Marth: Shut up! I happen to like it! At least I didn't name mine after my goofy catch phrase!
Ike: You take that back! At least I talk in English when I taunt during Brawls, Mr. I-talk-in-Japanese-in-Brawls-so-nobody-can't-understand-a-word-I-say!
Marth: Excuse me for embracing my family's heritage!
Ike: I'm pretty sure your family didn't shampoo their hair twice a day.
Marth: Cut it out!
Wario: ... Get a room love birds!
Marth: You stay out of this or I'll steal your supply of nasty garlic!
Wario: o.0 You wouldn't…
Marth: Try me.
Wario: Ahh! I must protect my precious garlic!
GarlicKing has signed out.
Ike: Well, he left…
Marth: Good riddance I say!
WingedWarrior as signed in.
Pit: Hey guys what's up?
Ike: Marth just threatened to take away Wario's garlic horde.
Pit: Um, okay?
Marth: Never mind…
Pit: Well, anyway, guess what I saw this morning!
Ike: A giant chicken?
Marth: A spa?
Pit: Not even close… No, I saw Bowser dancing on one of those Wii workout games!
Ike: BHAHAHAHA!
Marth: There is nothing wrong with working out you know.
Ike: Wait, don't tell me, you do that to?
Marth: How do you think I maintain this graceful figure?
Pit: Awkward…
TheGreatKoopaKing has signed in.
Bowser: Hey, I have nothing else to do so… PIT YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Pit: Oh snap… Uh, I'll see you guys later!
Bowser: Your little goddess can't protect you now pretty boy! GRAHH!
Pit: AHH!
TheGreatKoopaKing has signed off.
WingedWarrior has signed off.
Marth: Um, okay?
Ike: Yeah…
Marth: Talk to you later?
Ike: Sure.
TiaraPrince has signed off.
FightsForFriends has signed off.
InsaneWhacko has signed in.
Crazy Hand: WHOOHOO! ANYBODY HERE!? ANYBODY!? No? Fail…
InsaneWhacko has signed off.
So, what do you think so far? I promise things will get funnier as I go along with this. Until next time everybody! Watch what I do here. ;)
WingedFish has signed out.