Spades stared at M.C, "Holy shit, you played with fire and it burned you. Do you feel like, betrayed or something because of that?" she asked, looking at the wrapped burn on M.C's arm, ignoring the look of pure annoyance on his face as she poked it only to have her hand slapped away.

"I was not playing with fire, I was working and accidentally pressed my arm against the broiler when I was cleaning," he said scowling and gestured to the audience, "You choose now to comment on it? When we're about to start the review?" He demanded.

"Oh right! A new story!" Spades shouted, remebering happily as she leaned back in her seat. Her cheerfulness was so powerful M.C was flinching and gagging in his seat as a result, "It's called Golden's Adventure by Ender Falls the Endermite!" she said reading the note card and grinning from ear to ear. "A Gravity Falls story!"

M.C rolled his eyes, "We hadn't seen Gravity Falls in a while so we actually had to rewatch a few episodes just to refresh our memories of the characters and show."

"Dipper sneezes like a little kitten," Spades said laughing and earning a swat to the back of the head. "Anyways let's get this review on the road!"

M.C stopped her by grabbing her jaw with his hand and looked at the crowd, "First, since I forgot to announce in the announcement on Face the Strange, our two Warrior stories are also on hiatus. Due to the fact that we have no fucking idea where we're going to go with them."

"Yeah," Spades agreed nodding her head, "We started to feel that we were just dragging the story out with Ebonypaw and Stonepaw's story. So we may just delete it and wrap up The Blazing Comet," she said with a small shrug.

Now it was time for the review.

I'm going to get so many flames.

Actually, did you? I don't think stories that point blank say they're trollfics get that many flames.

This is a TROLLFIC. It is supposed to be bad.

They're fun at first but takes a lot of effort to keep up~

Please, please, please make one of those things where you comment on a trollfic.

Are you talking about something like this?

Well abra ka-fucking-dabra your wish is granted.

That's pretty much all I have to say…

And now it's-

Story time! Story time story time!

...story time.

Hello, my nme is Golden Butter Waffle Beautiful

*Twila Flash Backs*...'beautiful'...?

Stunning Awesome.

That's a...really long name.

Okay, I can understand teh first name being Golden, but 'Butter Waffle Beautiful Stunning' as a middle name? Were her parents on crack or something?

What the Hell kind of last name is Awesome!? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MIDDLE NAME IS BUTTER WAFFLE?!

I think it's an unspoken rule that Mary Sue's must have freakishly long names.

I came too Gravity fails on vacation.

You heard her, you're at Gravity Fails not Falls.

I lived on da streets fart away from Oregon.

I didn't know a fart could be used to measure distance.

Dis is how I came two gravity falls.

Dipper and mabel wer sittn around da shak, and dey wer very board.

What type of board? Be specific.

Are they wooden, cardboard, plastic?

Den, GOLDN WALKED INTO DA SHACK!111111

CUE SUDDEN CAPS!

Gloden was sooooooo beautiful dat Dipper fell in love wuth her in to secs.

Wait, wait wait! what about Wendy?

"What are u doin her" askd Mabel,bcause Dipper was sooooo in luv dat he forgot how too talk for a few secs.

No M.C's right, what about his love for Wendy?

"I'm her to lock around sad Golden."

You're here to look around yourself while being sad?

So Golden locked around da shack.

Is she looking for something in specific? Magic wands...toads...nukes?

Diper loked at her. She was sooo pretty.

We get it. She's a mary sue who's super pretty.

"Hey wat too go on a dat" he askd.

For some reason my brain was translating that as 'hey wait too go on a date'.

"OMG YES!" Sad Golden.

You just met him.

And so dey walked oout of da shack. Mabel was made!111111

Made of what?

"I don't wat my bro to date Waffles," sad Mabel. "I hav to stop her."

No one wants a relative to date waffles. You can't date food.

Go Mabel! Woot we're rooting for you!

Den… GIDEON WALKED INTO DA SHACK!11111111111

Ugh I hate this guy.

"Hey Mabl, wnt to team up to get rid off Golden?" He sad. "Ok." Sad Mabel. AND GIDEON AND MABEL WERE GOING TO DESTROY GOLDEN!11111

We're rooting for you two!

Yes, I just had Gideon and Mabel team up. Now I'm going to flee from the flames.

Good luck. But why would you want to flee flames? Fire is amazing.

Except when it burns you because you were playing with it.

I WAS NOT PLAYING WITH IT!