Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, n', Eddy. They belong to Danny Antonucci and Cartoon Network.
This is a sequel to the special "The Eds Are Coming". I always loved the episode and figured that the last 30 seconds warranted a follow-up. Please, read and review, as I am in great need of constructive criticism. So without further, ado I give you …
The Ed is Nigh
Chapter 1: Ed on Arrival
It was a peaceful night in the "Park n' Flush" trailer park. Even the normally vicious Kanker Sisters were sleeping peacefully in their room when a loud noise sounded from outside, waking Lee Kanker up.
Grumbling she slapped Marie in the next bed over, screaming, "Yo, Marie. Check out what's going on out there."
Marie, equally tired, slapped May in the head ordering her to see what was outside. May tried to slap someone next to her, but realizing that she was last in line, begrudgingly got out of bed to see what was making that horrible racket. Upon seeing what was outside her eyes started to bulge, and she began stuttering uncontrollably. Tired of her spouting nonsense, Marie and Lee got out of bed to beat their sister. They both however saw the sight and began stammering as well.
What they saw was a flying saucer that, with three hooks, had picked up the entire cul-de-sac. "What the heck is that thing!" May screamed hysterically.
"Looks like one of those UFO things that dad reads about in the paper," Lee answered.
"It picked up our boyfriends houses!" Marie yelled.
"Well then girls, it looks like we have to teach these little green men a lesson, Kanker style," Lee said snickering. May and Marie began laughing with her as they got dressed and made their way to the levitating neighborhood.
Double D woke up to the second most shocking sight in his life. The first was and will remain the time Ed had accidentally swallowed him. He was in a tank filled with a green goo and he had a strange apparatus around his mouth. Worst of all, though, for the perpetual neat freak was that he was in nothing, but his hat and underwear.
He quickly felt his way along the glass entrance to the pod he was in. He noticed that one of the screws on the hinges was loose and began twisting it as fast as he could. It eventually came undone, and pushing with all his might he managed to open the door.
He slowly walked out of the tank, dripping wet, and looked around. It was a scientists dream come true, with computers, wires, control panels, and big bright important looking lights everywhere. Double D jaw dropped momentarily in marvel of the room.
Looking down however, he noticed 9 other tanks around the room, each one containing a member of the Cul-de-sac (Yes even Plank got his own). "This must have been the alien ship that was haunting Jimmy's dreams" Double D said in complete awe, "They must have taken us aboard to study and probe us." He found a window in the back of the room, and after looking he breathed a sigh of relief. They were still on earth but the Cul-de-sac had been lifted and suspended above the ground.
"I must escape to get supplies to help the others, but how?" wondered the brainy Ed, "Come on think, Eddward, think." He then saw one of the claws sticking into the ground and decided that climbing down it would be the best course of action.
Quickly exiting the room Double D made a bee line straight for the room the the claw was protruding from. He had nearly reached the exit when he heard a slithering noise across the hall. Thinking quickly he hid behind a large crate that was closest to the door he needed to go through. What he saw next became the third weirdest thing he's ever seen (still behind the whole Ed swallowing him event, though).
An alien emerged from a door to the far right. It was a greenish color with purple armor on its chest. It had an elongated head with gill like things on the side. The most defining feature it had however was that instead of legs, it slithered around on its body like an upright slug. It didn't notice Double D, simply keeping on a set path leaving the room through a door right in front of the nerdy Ed.
Breathing a sigh of relief Double D quickly dashed through the door to the claw control room. Holding on for dear life Edd slid the wire, eventually landing in the Cul-de-sac.
"Rope burn, rope burn, rope burn!" Double D screamed when he landed on the ground, shaking his hands vigorously. "Well, at least it's nice to be home."
Suddenly the realization that the Cul-de-sac was suspended above the ground by aliens and he had no idea how to rescue the others hit Edd like a freight train. "What now?" he asked hopelessly, "What now?"
To be continued…
So that's chapter one. I know it's not that funny yet, but I hope to add a lot more in coming chapters. Anyways feel free to post constructive criticism, this is my first fic after all, and thanks for reading.