A/N: Welcome back after far too long! I was meaning to post this the week leading up to the release of Season 4, but damn my Hongkongese city impatience, I'm doing this the night before my finals end. Literally composed all of this in a few hours, though I've had the idea of an edit based on the same song since before Season 3, i.e. for a whole year. Also, this parody is based on Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) by Katy Perry. I own nothing, as usual.
There's some poison in my mead
Murderous thoughts in his head
Lieutenants searching the room
Thousands of gems in the pool
Ro and Saf trapped behind bars
Corpses strewn across the yard
Joey's on the barbeque
Suck this hickey like it's juice
Footage of last night
Ended up online
He's screwed
Oh well
It's a bloody blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled, sh!t
Last Thursday night
Yeah we sobbed on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Y'there are no deaths we forgot
Last Thursday night
Yeah we chose our tarot cards
And we found the challenge hard
But still saving this retard
Last Thursday night
For death, tablets are marked
Dodging zombies in the dark
Then saw a ménage à trois
Last Thursday night
Yeah I think they broke the law
Cursed God they plan to have stop-opped
Oh whoa
This Thursday night
Do it all again
This Thursday night
Do it all again
Trying to connect the dots
Writing fics like there's no loss
Think Marvin blew up the car
Doughnut rolling 'cross the floor
D'ciding which one is best-dressed
Warrants out for our arrest
Think we must get drunk on ale
From watching these epic fails
Footage of last night
Ended up online
He's screwed
Oh well
It's a bloody blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Sh!t
Last Thursday night
Yeah we sobbed on table tops
And we took too many shots
Y'there are no deaths we forgot
Last Thursday night
Yeah we chose our tarot cards
And we found the challenge hard
But still saving this retard
Last Thursday night
For death, tablets are marked
Dodging zombies in the dark
Then saw a ménage à trois
Last Thursday night
Yeah I think they broke the law
Cursed God they plan to have stop-opped
Oh whoa
This Thursday night
Do it all again
This Thursday night
Do it all again
This Thursday night
Escape the Night
Escape the Night
Escape the Night
Escape the Night
Escape the Night
Escape the Night
Last Thursday night
Yeah we sobbed on table tops
And we took too many shots
Y'there are no deaths we forgot
Last Thursday night
Yeah we chose our tarot cards
And we found the challenge hard
But still saving this retard
Last Thursday night
For death, tablets are marked
Dodging zombies in the dark
Then saw a ménage à trois
Last Thursday night
Yeah I think they broke the law
Cursed God they plan to have stop-opped
Whoa-oh
This Thursday night
Do it all again
A/N: Whoever that actually sings this and sends me the link (YouTube, please, and via the forum I'm a Survivor, or by PM), they get to add one feature to my EtN fandom Personification OC. This is AquaEclipse signing off for now, hoping that you enjoyed this.