-1AN: Hi again Mattman here to give you another shot of humor (or try to at best) this time it's Martian Successor Nadesico that's under my gun, and don't worry about OOC and other issues (Mary-sues and junk) I'll try to keep it down. Well here we go.

Disclamer: I Mattman65, hear bye state that the following fan fiction's use of Martian Successor Nadesco, MASK, Gold Diggers and other animes ether talked about or use are not mine they belong to the people that made them, I am not using this for profit or other monitary means this is for entertainment perposes only.

A Nadesico tale:

Chapter 1: of chips, Pepsi and DVD's

"Mom I'm home."

"How was work"?

"Dull as Hell, if you need me I'll be in my room"

"Ok Matt"

That was a young man by the name Matthew (AKA Matt) coming home from another dull day at work, sure it was fun at times but then there are time were he had to ask "wear are the people" or say "I have seen graveyards more livelier than this place" and today was one of them. 'At lest it's over and I get 3 days off' Matt thought sitting on his chair next to him computer and longing into the net.

For the next few hours Matt surfed the net, ok not really surfed more liked read Fan fictions and what not "man there is nothing that I like and the ones that I do like need to be update badly AN: looks at Hung Nguyen for update for All his works might as well long off and watch a DVD" Matt said as me Shut off the internet Explore window and looked though his DVD's "Nope not what I need, Back to the Future, next time, G Gundam don't feel like it ("you don't look like it to") Matt's mother shouted as she walk by) AH! Now here we are" Matt said out loud holding a DVD in his hand that he thought was pure gold, It was one of Matt new collection on animes Martian Successor Nadesco, or just Nadesco for short, Matt found to be one of the funniest Sci-fi spoofs out there.

Matt loaded up the first DVD into the computer and watched the opener humming to the theme, then he remembered about the package that came in the mail today, shutting down the DVD player program and the computer itself Matt open the package, Matt made a lot of friends over the internet form lots of different websites and at the local anime convention one of those friend was a computer chip maker, and she promise that Matt he would be the 1st person to get all the latest computer parts. So Matt built a super high-grade computer from nothing. Now Matt was look at an odd chip that was still incase in plastic it was about the size of a dime and the center look to be "gel?" Matt said squinting his eye to do so then looked at the letter at came with it:

Dear Mattimus (his anime convention handle)

What you are now holding in your hands if the one of the most powerful chip ever built at light-gate tech, it a support processor that bumps up the CPU's power to 100 fold see that gel in the middle it's what makes it so powerful it's a highly conductive gel that is almost like the gel pack that was on Star Trek: Voyager, anyway this is the only one made and I give it to you as a light-gate beta tester (unofficial one) your going to get first crack at this sucker, Wright back to tell me how it goes, and remember your not to tell anyone about this.

Your friend and anime con-woman

Gina

PS: AP on the board says hi.

Matt laugh at that 'good girl that Gina, I never did get her last name, oh well time to begin the upgrade' with that Matt unplugged his computer disconnected everything that need to be disconnected and started to install the chip.

After a bit (with the time for dinner) Matt finished and replaced and reconnected everything to it proper place, Matt then press the I/O button and heard the processor come to life "ok," he said as they came online "I been thinking about Ghostbusters to much" as the computer booted up twice as fast as it did Matt started the DVD program again starting right were he left off.

As Matt tuned out the world around him he did not notice a butterfly enter his room though the open window or that that the family pet cat saw the butterfly and was about to attack, as it did Matt just up to were the main character a boy named Akito Tenkawa was about to do a leap, when the cat leaped onto the table spilling the can of Pepsi that that was rear the computer spilling it into the insides thought a open slit in the hard case.

Matt yelped as he cold liquid on his lap "dim bulb cat! I'll .. I'll" Matt then notice that the computer was sparking out and that the DVD was still playing then a blinding flash of light Matt know what was going on in the show "Akitojust jumped!" that was when the computer really started to whine "oh shit!" Matt said as the computer was glowing with power and ran over to it to shut it down but at he reached for the I/O button there was a blinding flash of light and Matt knew on more.

Matt slowly came to, he notice that he was not in his room any more, In fact he was outside looking up that the moon 'ok, who in the hells did I get here' looking over at himself he notice that he had on his PJ's and that a odd marking was on his right hand studding it he thought 'looks like the nano-interface marking for the Nadesico pilots? But how.' He was cut off as he heard a grown coming to he right he looked over and froze over next to him was a guy about 19 years old was a mop of brown hair and had on an orange short sleeve shirt blue-jeans and white running shoes and Matt know who he was and were he was 'that's Akito Tenkawa! And somehow I'm in the MSN! Oh frag!' with that knowage Matt's eye's rolled inward and he passed out.

AN: that should do for this chapter, I'll start on the real episodes next time so read review and flames will be use to keep my house heated, and before anyone asked I do this for my enjoyment and to get to off my mind, your enjoyment to this just a byproduct of this. Thanks.