Rules for Crew Behavior While Serving on the Destiny:
1. If an SGU crew member currently trading bodies with someone on earth is engaged in, ahem, "personal relations", Destiny WILL drop out of FTL.
2. Any SGU crew member left on a planet when Destiny jumps to FTL will be found one to one point five episodes later.
3. Any person referring to the absence, cessation, or presence of anything "exciting" will automatically trigger a change in Destiny's FTL status.
4. No system is so broken it cannot be fixed within one story arc!
5. No situation is so dire it cannot be improved by the presence of a kino!
6. Planets convenient to the hostile alien meta-plot have precedence over planets convenient for supplies.
7. SGU crew will not refer to Naakai ships as electric pencil sharpeners.
8. All laundry detergent is reserved for Dr. Rush's shirt sleeves