Pepe sat in the corner of the old bar. He pulled the tan fedora over his face, making sure to conceal his face. He had to keep it hidden. Those damn 4chan reddit basards had made the public associate him with edgy internet nazis. he was suddenly pulled from his train of thought when he heard the chair across him scoot across thefloor.
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It was lenny. god the crowd you associated with nowadays, he thot. The discusting man peaked from under his hoodie beanie combo with hios eyes forever stuck in some weird horny bedroom look. "you called?" he smirked.
"dont get any freaky ideas now," the frog glared, putting his spindly fingers to his temple in dissapointment.
"i know i know. this is about Furie, yea?"
A pit opened in Pepe's stomach at the name. His father. He was supposed to get him out of this mess. "yea. what doy know?"
"well. rumor has it around town, the block, the bend, the town, on the line that maybe a little nudge nud-"
"get the fuck on with it"
"okay okay well rukor nhas it that your little buddies at infowARS may have had a lil smthing saomethin to do with it"
pepe was disturbed that he wasn't at all surprised by this. "of course"
"Yea is it wasn't just ordering a hit or setting out some goons"
pepe raised an eyelid
"its about a product. but this isnt just selling freezedriers or white's wet dream comics. this is" *he leans across the table to lower hiws voice "a boooooooooooooooooooooooooooong"
a.. bong? like, the drug one?"
"no, the one you put your infinity war change to endgame or whatevers relevant spoilers in to pull out once kyles punched another hole in your wall. Yes the drug one you fucking neet."
"but... why would Mat order something from infowars?"
"thats where my job ends, and yours starts." lenny stands and slaps a piece of paper facedown on the table. "good luck, pepe" he smirks and walks out, leaving pepe only to ponder.