Cullen's' Disasters Watching Gossip Girl
It was an annoyingly sunny day. We were all stuck inside as the idiot people of Forks had decided to have a new annual traditional hiking and camping competition in the woods.
Nessie and I were struggling to find something to do as Carlisle had forbidden any of us to go out, so I couldn't even go shopping! The damn internet was also broken so sadly no online orders. From the great justice in the world Nessie also loved shopping as much as her strange mother hated it. I mean how the hell can you hate shopping? It is unbelievable.
Nobody felt like doing anything with me as they were all too busy: Rosalie was tinkering away with her M3, with Emmett helping her again; Carlisle was upstairs in his study, whilst Esme was busy outside; Bella and Edward were who knows where, and even my dear husband was busy talking to Jacob about the finer tunings of motorbikes, as dirt bikes and Ducati's apparently had huge differences!
I couldn't even complain as according to everyone except me we had enough clothes at the moment as us girls had just returned from Paris' Fashion Week and a major spending spree. What joy, what joy, what joy!!!
Nessie was flicking through channels when I suddenly got a vision, "Stop!" I screamed, "Go on CW a new season of Gossip Girl is on!"
"Gossip Girl," exclaimed Rose as she dropped the M3 on Emmett's head as she raced into the room.
"Yay, Gossip Girl," screamed Esme as she catapulted through the window.
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Which one of you broke the window this time?" questioned Carlisle as all the boys came in to see what all this noise was about.
"Yeah," cried Emmett.
"What is Gossip Girl anyway?" Trust Jazzy to be so sensible.
"Only the best show ever!" exclaimed Bella as she dashed down the stairs and leaped on to the sofa. It was a good thing she was a vampire as she would probably be dead if she was a human by now!
"It is a show about spoilt and selfish teenagers from the Upper East Side and all their goings on," clarified Edward.
"Yeah great explanation Eddie," I said. "It is fantastic and brilliant!"
"Oh," cried Emmett, "Is this the show Esme described as raunchy sex and then was addicted to for weeks?"
"Yeah that is the one!" I agreed.
"Give me peace," muttered Carlisle as he went to the hospital.
"Shut up!" snapped Nessie. "Chace Crawford is about to come on!"
"Ooh!" said Rosalie.
"Who the hell is Chace Crawford?" exclaimed Jacob.
"Only the hottest guy on the planet," Bella said dreamily. Although hastily adding "Apart from you of course Edward," as he nearly lost it.
"Hotter than dear Eddiekins here," cried Emmett. "We must watch this show now!"