The Funniest Pair of Undies I Ever Met.
The sun shined brightly, bright rays of airy gold bursting through the soft flowing curtains. I had just awoken, but I had this strange feeling today was going to be different. Today felt like it was going to be a very good day. I had no idea what stood in store for me, but most likely it was just going to be another day of getting on the computer and blasting away pixelated minions with my trusty gun on Kong. "Here we go!" I shouted, my face cracking up with glee as the image of no work or school filled my boyish mind. After a couple of hours of tanks, wizards, monkeys and balloons, and even the occasional Just Chatting, I let my aching fingers(They mightve did things other than games during that time to get aching :P) rest and left my mind to wander with my ol' buddies on kong. There was Gloves, Lunars, Beagles, Gawgia, and many other amazing characters that made Kong a blast. I didnt know yet, but there was one other to be added to this list before long, one who would make me smitten with words, and head over heels with her looks. The topic of me and my very unique buddies passed from bananas, tits, oreos, kangeroos, and even the occasional piss color.(Whoever said being on the web was boring, obviously never met us!) Finally, the topic came onto old friends such as the famous raedragon, trickyrodent, and one strange named girl known as Koundie. My ears(fingers?) perked up at this, and I instantly pestered them with a horde of questions. Call me weird, a stalker, or even a pedo-bear, but for some strange reason, the letters K-o-u-n-d-i-e got my blood pumping and my heart racing.(Letters make me hard!) The name sounded strange, like some foreign princess who battled dragons and mayhap saved a puss in boots or even green ogres. Most of all, the name sounded exciting! I was about to ask what happened to this princess in disguise as a web browsing, game playing, ridiculously hilarious in chat, when the girl known to be K-o-u-n-d-i-e graced the chat with her presence. A awkward "o.o" blinked up in the chatbox, and instantly I was drawn to it. (Shocked and awkward faces make me hot, leave me alone! D:) We talked for a while, and soon one more was added to the list of people I would never forget for a long, long time. Gloves, Lunars, Beagles, Gawgia, and the newly met Undies!
In the days to come, me and Undies hit it off with sparks(I would like to say, lol. I usually dont get extremely close with people I just meet, but kounds could have been acting like with any other stranger :P). We talked, we played, and if we're really being honest, we found text love. Call me weird, but suddenly the letters e-i-d-n-u-o-k made my nono parts become yesyes parts. I loved her laidback attitude, the way she made everything seem so easy and I felt as if everything would be alright if I had just let this one amazingly unique girl take me away to a place where unicorns and glittery undies lay. We traded stories, pictures, and some day I hope to trade kisses with this girl named k-o-u-n-d-i-e. I dont know what I would ever do to deserve it, but all im hoping is just to see a glimpse of a smile someday on a crowded street, or maybe even hear a strange snorting giggle in a subway. The world is a big place, but whos to say a love for undies and death wont bring everybody a little closer?
This is the story of how I met the most amazing, funny, and really damn sexy pair of undies. I hope you liked it kounds :P
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