Those who have read my previous stories, I am sorry, but I have deleted them. Knowing that I will never continue them, I didn't want to leave any false hope. As well, those stories were from several years ago, and from the beginning of this year and so much has happened on the show, that in my mind, the stories could never go anywhere...
BUT NEVERTHELESS! I am back with avengence. And this story was supposed to be one long one shot, but because I'm done it, I thought that I'd split it up into different chapters. Five or Six actually, and I will post one EVERYDAY! How does that sound?

Now I'm rambling and I'll stop and let you read! This is an idea that can to me a while back and I'm glad that I got it written down

Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly...well, it would suck -_-. Dan is amazing :)

Sam Puckett couldn't help but realize something about her bubbly brunette best friend - Carlotta Shay. How do I know this, well, I am Sam Puckett. Having Carly been my best friend since that faithful day in Grade school over a tuna sandwich. I knew Carly like I knew myself, perhaps more. Now, I know that some might say that I am not the most observant person, but truthfully, I was always very tentative when it came to the people in my life. I could spot something out of place a mile long; able to read facial features and body language, all their behavioural patterns. I began noticing a certain pattern in Carly quite a while back, actually I can mark the exact date. September 27th, 2008. This was the day that Carly and I had met the strangely attractive AV nerd, Shane. Or maybe even before that with Jake...I'm getting off track here. Anyways, I have been noticing this for a rather long time. At the beginning with the first few, I thought that maybe it was just a coincidence, but over time those thoughts became irrelevant and I no longer considered it a "coincidence". You might be wondering after my little speech, what I could be referring to. After having witness the countless relationships that my friend Carly has been it, I have come to the conclusion that Carly bases her relationships, strictly on kissing. The physical and nothing else.

Although this is a extreme accusation, I have much evidence proof my hypothesis...

Here you have it. The prologue.

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