Emmett at Easter
I wonder what I will get this year for Easter.
"Emmett you are like so stupid when it comes to Easter"
"Why am I?"
"We are vampires so we won't get chocolate like Bella"
"Oh yeah. I forgot bout that Edward"
"Let's go buy Bella some chocolate and a BUNNY!"
"Err yeah but not the bunny"
"Why not the bunny?"
"Because Bella is allergic to them!"
"What does that mean Edward?"
"What does what mean?"
"Allergic"
"It means that she can't eat them or go near them as she will sneeze"
Phone ring
"Hello"
"Hello its Bella. Is Edward there please?"
"Yes I will just put you through now"
"Hello Bella."
"What you doing for Easter Edward?"
"Not a lot I don't think any way. What are you doing?"
"Well I was thinking that we could….."
"…..You were thinking that we could go for a holiday right"
"Yes of course I was. So where do you want to go?"
"Well why don't we go to Jacksonville. Seems like a nice enough place"
"Ok. We're going to Jacksonville"
"So Edward"
"Yes Emmett"
So Bella and Edward are going to Jacksonville and then I will be on my own so that then means PARTY!!
"No Emmett that doesn't mean party it means baby sitter and you know what baby sitter equals don't you"
"No Edward you can't give me a baby sitter its Easter and then I can't have an Easter party with all of our friends and family"
On the plane to Jacksonville
"Here you go Edward"
"What's this Bella?"
"It's the holiday plan."
"Why do we need the holiday plan Bella?"
"We don't my dad gave it to me and he gave me this to"
"What's this and what do I need it for?"
"Its pepper spray and it's so if any one tries to attack you then you can spray them in the eye will it"
"You do remember that I am a vampire"
"Yes course I do. It's my dad he wants us to be safe"
"We have now reached Jacksonville"
"We are here now Edward"
"Ok Bella"
"Well come on you need to get off"
"I know we do but let's wait 'til everyone is of and then we can jump off"
Bella's phone rings
"Hello"
"Hello, Bella it's me"
"It's who?"
"It's your mum. I just wanted to know if you have reached the airport yet."
"Yes mum we have"
"What do you mean darling buy we"
"Me and Edward did dad not tell you that I was bringing Edward"
"Oh. No he didn't so were will he be sleeping then because he will certainly not be sleeping in your room"
"Oh its fine mum Edward will sleep in the living room"
"Ok I will send Phil to the airport now to pick you two up then"
"See you in about 5 minutes"
"Ok see you then and please mum don't be late Edward doesn't like to be late"
"Ok he won't be late"
7 minutes and 30 seconds later
"Come on Bella were are they"
"I don't know Edward"
"Well what time did they say the would pick us up"
"My mum said in a bout 5 mins but its been 2 minutes 30 seconds since then"
"Well did you tell her I don't like to be late for anything so you have to be on time?"
"Yes I did. They might be stuck in traffic"
"I'm going now Bella"
"No wait here comes Phil now"
"Phil….."
"Yes Phil."
"Who's Phil?"
"He's my mums boyfriend"
In Phil's Car
"So Bella how long have you and Edward been together?"
"Well we have been together for at least 6 months. Why?"
"Just wondering and wanted to know before your mum knows"
"Ok"
"Your mum has some Easter Eggs for you in the boot of the cry if you would like to get them Isabelle"
"Ok. Is there anything for Edward?"
"No we didn't know he was coming"
"Well Charlie didn't want me to come on my own so he said that Edward could come with me"
"Ok"
At the house
"Isabelle!"
"Mum"
"How has your journey been?"
"It has been perfect but there was just one problem"
"What's that then?"
"Phil was 2 minutes and 30 seconds late"
"Oh is that it the?"
"Yeah. Why did you think something had happened?"
"No not at all."
"So who's this fine looking lad?"
"Oh yes this is Edward"
"Hi Edward. I am Mrs Swan"
"Hi Mrs Swan"
"Hi Edward. I am Phil"
"Hi Phil"
"So would any one like a drink?"
"Yes please mum"
"No thank you Mrs Swan"
"Okay"
later that night
"Would any one like anything to eat?"
"No thank you Mrs Swan"
"Yes please mum"
"Okay I will go and get you something darling. Would you like a drink Edward?"
"No thank you"
What a weird person. Doesn't eat and doesn't drink what next he doesn't sleep?!
"Bella can I please talk to you on your own for a minute please?"
"Yes Edward"
"Your mum thinks I am weird"
"Why dose she think that?"
"It's because I don't eat or drink"
"Yes but she doesn't know though does she and if she did know then she would freak"
"What would I freak at love?"
"Oh mum u startled me for a moment then."
"Well..."
"Well what?"
"Well what will I freak at?"
"Oh nothing just something"
"And whets that something?"
"Oh it's an arm…"
"…it's a secret Mrs Swan"
The next day
"Good morning Edward"
"Good morning Bella"
"Happy Easter Edward and Bella"
"Thank you Mrs Swan"
"Thank you mum. Where's Phil?"
"Oh he's gone to work"
"Here you go Bella and Edward"
"Thanks"
""Excuse me Mrs Swan do you mind if I use your phone to call some one please?"
"Of course you can Edward"
"Thank you"
Back in forks and the phone rings
"Hello Emmett here"
"Hi Emmett its Edward"
"Oh hi Edward. How is it in Jacksonville?"
"Everything's fine thanks! How's everything back home?"
"Everything's fine here to so what did you want me for"
"Oh I just wanted to say Happy Easter to you and to see if everything's okay"
"Yep everything is okay here so I have to go now so see you when I get back"
"See you when I get back then"
"Easter egg hunt time Edward"
"Oh. How do you play it"
"Well we get given clues and then we have to go to the places that the clues send you to but I will help you and then at the end we get an Easter egg!"
"Ok let's get started"
Half an hour later! The phone rings
"We are nearly done now"
"Your phone Bella"
"Oh. Hi"
"Hi Happy Easter"
"Who's this?"
"It's Emmett"
"Oh, hi Emmett. Did you get the bunny I sent you?"
"Yes I did, and it was delicious!"
"I am glad you enjoyed it"
To be continued……