When Bobby moves his hands so
Well orgasm, hello
Statistically speaking
She'll be moaning or shrieking
P values? Why would Alex want to know?
Through his emotional storms
He's taught her medians and norms
Till her head just might bust
'Cause this stuff's dry as dust
But she forgives that when Bobby 'performs'.
Graph Bobby's touch 'gainst sensation
There's a strong correlation
Significant? More like shattering!
(He demures - she's just flattering
Though he'll agree his work shows dedication.)
Means and variance? Who cares
But deviation?- now there's
A topic p'raps worth exploring
Who said stats must be boring?
In fact, its study just might answer her prayers.
After bemoaning the futility
Of ever mastering probability
LIke all statistics collegians
She's come to critical regions
And starts to think she might have natural ability.
Now he's explained the details
Of all this subject entails
She expects long hours and sweat
But then he's said that he'll let
Her take a make-up course if she fails.