This is my first chapter in something i have writing cuz I was kinda bored :D HOPE YOU LIKE IT
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto(Dammit) on the other hand i do own a Akamaru plushy :D (dont own the company who made it with them mad skillz but its pro)
It was hot and sunny in the village that day everyone happy like they always were, kids were playing in the streets, venders making their everyday sale but there seemed to be only one person who seemed to not be enjoying this great day.
"UGH why is it so hot today?" Ground a dog loving brunette "I don't understand how you two seem to be so relaxed with this heat"
"It's not that hot so stop complaining Kiba" Shino said ever so calmly.
"It's not that hot K-Kiba-Kun, I wrapped my s-sweater around my waist so I didn't burn up ... Why don't you do the same" Hinata said to the dog lover.
Kiba had turn to Hinata to notice that she did do that her being the one person to never be seen with her sweater off. Out of shock of Kiba staring at her she managed to stutter out something. "Umm y-you c-can do it if you w-want Kiba-k-kun" blushing away as Hinata always did after she said anything to anyone she every talked to.
"Whatever let's just find this cat and finish this mission" Kiba let out with a sigh. The three had been looking for this cat Tora who has made a total of 273 escapes from its master making this mission known as the "Cursed cat mission" reason being everytime someone got this mission it always ended up with the squad getting clawed at or their sensei yell at them for not doing a good enough job. Every genin squad has gotten this mission more than the fingers on all your hands; this would be squad 8's 23 time catching this cat. On that thought Kiba's trusty dog Akamaru sprouted from Kiba's sweater
"Huh what is it boy?" Kiba said while Akamaru jumped right out of his sweater and started to sniff the air around them until he started to bark towards Kiba.
"He found the cat I can also smell its scent in the air" Kiba smiled while saying this meaning that his mission will soon find its end.
"W-where is it Kiba-kun?" asked Hinata.
"That's the thing I can't seem to pinpoint its location but I know it's in that direction" Kiba pointing South of where they were so the three genin start to sprint towards that direction Kiba hoping to find this annoying cat and get this mission over with. After a good five minutes of the three running towards the South Kiba started to loss it.
"Dammit I'm losing the scent it's getting harder to track it ... Oi Hinata?" Kiba gestured towards Hinata with a wink and she knew what she had to do. Within seconds Hinata had been flipping through hand signs till she came to the final one.
"Byakugan!" Hinata yelled into the air before the veins towards her eyes became bigger and more noticeable. Hinata was quickly scaning the area with her byakugan to find the cat."I see it Kiba-kun, Shino-kun take a left turn right here and keep going strait" Hinata told the two boys and at that moment they both turned and could see the cat themselves. Running both Hinata and Shino decided to take the cat from the roof tops while Kiba goes by the ground. Both Hinata and Shino now above the cat turn to Kiba and give him the ok to go in with that Kiba rushes in to the cat in the alley.
"Hey hey Tor aim here to take you home to mommy so just stay still and everything will be fine" Kiba told the cat while moving slowly towards the cat as not to scare it unfortunaly Kiba said those forbidden words to the cat them being "Home to mommy" which right away made the cat go into attack mode and start hissing towards Kiba and then and there Akamaru jumped out of Kiba's sweater to defend his master from this feline foe. Akamaru began to growl at the hissing cat and while this was all happening all Kiba could think about was how this was it that this is the moment they see who is stronger, the great battle between canine and feline as well as Akamaru's canine pride would be determined by this single battle. Kiba lost in thought hadn't noticed that the battle had begun between his great ninja dog and this devious house cat. Kiba, Hinata and Shino were all watching in shock of the fight that was being done before them with Tora clawing and Akamaru trying to bite the cats head off. After a good 7 minutes the fight had ended with Tora as the victor standing proudly on top of Akamaru but Kiba would not take this lying down oh no Kiba stood right up, faced the cat and yelled.
"If you think that for a second you won cat you are gravely mistaken, NOBODY beats my friend like that and gets away with it!" Kiba yelled at the cat and then just jumped strait for it but unlike Kiba this cat had its "feline reflexes" kick into effect and dodged Kiba's attack like it was child's play and he landed face first into the ground with the cat right behind him."This cat is soooo going to get it now" Kiba thought to himself but just then that evil little cat got an idea, Tora extended its claws and decided to just scratch a rather "sensitive" area. At that moment Kiba let out a yelp that could wake the dead as the cat took one swift claw at his manhood before the cat just started to run away with a smirk on its face.
"Crap, Hinata we have to stay on it" Shino said before giving chase to the cat with Hinata following him from behind.
"Will Kiba-kun be a-alright?" Hinata said with a guilty sound since she felt like she just abandon her teammate when he needed some help from something that seems to hurt him a lot.
"Don't worry Hinata, I've seen Kiba take harder hits then that but right now we have to catch this cat so he can rest easy knowing the job is done" Shino said reassuring Hinata that there was no need to worry. Hinata just nodded her head believing Shino and they continued to follow the cat.
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" Kiba yelled into the air expressing the pain he was felling from the sudden shock of pain going through a special area of his."Why does this always happen to me? I'm always the one to take the hit" Kiba cried in his head while slowly getting up and going to Akamaru, holding his trusty dog to wake him up. Akamaru woke up with a whining sound signalling just how disappointed he was with the fact that he has just lost to a cat. Now both Kiba and Akamaru were in pain and just stayed in place when they heard a voice come from behind them.
"Well I wonder what happened here" Kiba turned around to see the smirking man saying this standing right above Kiba lending out a hand to help him up. Kiba accepted this man's help stood up and thanked this man before slowly limping away."Um mind is I ask why your limping kid?" with that question Kiba noticed just how much pain he was in for it and just responded."Well I was chasing this cat and well it kinda clawed somewhere and yaaa" Kiba told this man that he has never seen in his life with a blush of embarrassment that a cat is making the dog boy ninja limp.
"Ouch that's gotta hurt, even if you are a ninja" the man said before letting out a chuckle
"You have no idea my friend anyways I have to get going and catch that cat now thanks" Kiba said before jumping to the rooftops only to be grabbed by his wrist before the man started to speak.
"If you want I know how you can make the pain go away fast" the man said smirking.
"H-h-how could you even do that it's not like you're a medic-nin?" Kiba asked in his small confusion he knew that this man was no medic so how could he make the pain stop.
"Well know it or not but I am one of few people who are selling this special healing herb that can reduce the pain from anything and help the healing if you want I can sell you some of this herb" the man said this and it only peaked Kiba's interest in this herb, a plant that could reduce his pain, it's tempting that's when Kiba asked him.
"What's the name of this plant?"
"On the street we call it pot" the man said smirking towards Kiba
"Pot ... and it will take away the pain?" Kiba asked him
"Yes it will so do you want to buy some or not?" the man asked with a slight angry tone in his voice.
"Umm sure how much?" Kiba asked while pulling out his fat doggy wallet from his sweater
"I'll give you three grams of this for 150 ryo and just because you look like a nice kid I'll give you this rolling paper for free ok also this is abit to much for one person so how about you share with a friend ya know well whatever its your choice I'm just saying shit that comes out my mouth" the man once again smirking towards Kiba while holding a bag full of the stuff and a bunch of papers in his other hand.
"Um ok but one thing ... how do I use this stuff to I just put it in the paper and rub it on the area?" Kiba asked with a confused expression on his face.
"Um no kid see you take it and you put it in the paper and you roll it then smoke it watch I'll show you quick ok" the man at that moment took out more of the herb and another paper and rolled in together in a good ten seconds while explaining this to Kiba."Remember that once it's like this you have to lick where the glue is like so and then you're done you have just rolled your first joint" the man said smiling at Kiba before he gave the guy his 150 ryo and toke the bag and the paper before he heard someone yelling his name.
"Kiba-kun! Kiba-kun! Where are you?" Kiba knew that voice and it was for sure Hinata who was looking for him.
"Ok I have to go now thanks man" Kiba said tucking the bag and paper in his sweater and putting Akamaru on his head before slowly limping out of the alley to see Hinata was closing in on him."Oi Hinata I'm guessing you got the cat right" Kiba said smiling to his teammate.
"Y-yes we did Shino-kun is now just with the Hokage we should go there to get our pay"
"Alright well let's get going Hinata" Kiba said with a smile and then started to run towards the Hokage mansion. While running Kiba was deep in thought thinking about who he should do this "healing herb" with and he had nothing but ideas of who to choose."Man who should I do this with hmm I could always ask Shino but when was the last time he said yes to us hanging out, Hinata would be way too shy to do anything like this, I could ask Shikamaru but knowing him he would just say it's to troublesome god why is this so difficult just choosing a friend and smoking this ughhh" Kiba was so deep in thought that he even forgot that Hinata was right behind him.
"Umm Kiba-kun w-what's the matter?" Hinata asked staring strangely at Kiba who jumped at the sound of her voice.
"O-oh it's nothing Hinata don't worry about it" Kiba was never good at lying even Hinata knew he was lying to her but she decided to just brush it off. The two genin were quite on their way to the hokage's mansion which once they opened the front door was greeted by the hokage's personal assistant: Shizune.
"Hey guys, Shino is up stairs with Lady Tsunade their waiting for you and I was about to go try to find you"
"Umm ya sorry about that Shizune I got a little side tracked with something" Kiba said while letting out a chuckle and placing his hands behind his head.
"I wouldn't be laughing if I was you Kiba Lady Tsunade is not in her best mood right now"
"Umm w-why's that was it s-something t-that we did?" Hinata said with a terrified look on her face and all to say both Shizune and Kiba couldn't blame her the slightest for being scared a angry Tsunade meant that at least one of the six windows in her office would be broken by a chair or the stupid ninja that decided to get her to this point and somewhere deep in Kiba's sweater was the wine of Akamaru who seemed to sense that it was all Kiba's fault.
"Ok well we are here and well to say the least even I don't wanna be here at the moment" Shizune said letting out a sigh.
Kiba just wanting to get this over with just decided that he was going to open the door and the moment he did all he saw was Shino standing in front of Tsunade and a little ball of orange with blond hair rolling of the floor.
Kiba thought to himself as he just watched the ball roll back and forth.
"Wow ... What a day"
Author Notes: Well this is my very VERY first time writing almost anything for something other then school but i thought it would be good to try if you end up reading this plz tell me what you think and what i should fix next time (Not really a writer did it cuz i was bored and i was like BITCH I CAN DO THIS ... ya harder then i thought XD)