Hey guys! This is something I had to English, and I decided to put here because Breath of the Wild. This is the first fanfic of three I'm posting to celebrate Breath of the Wild's release. Hopefully I manage to post around twelve in the morning.
At an Art Museum
"Abstract art is bizarre," Link said, "And it's very eclectic. I don't like."
"Blue is part of the aesthetic of the goddess Nayru," Zelda said, "She is idealized due to her role as a benevolent goddess."
"Candor is something I lack," Ganondorf said from his ornate chair in the corner of the room.
Din flew into the room to mollify Ganondorf and stop his rancorous shouting at Link's convictions.
"Dubious, your argument is not," said Bo, who had randomly decided to talk like Yoda for no reason, "It is comprehensive and has cogent reasoning."
"Exculpate me, please," Ganondorf said, and he was very stoic, "Just kidding. I'm going to steal this contemporary art to alleviate my ambivalent feelings towards prosaic people."
Farore felt apathetic and impartial about the egregious amount of gratuitous nudity.
Ganondorf's chair had a superfluous number of spurious gems, which were pervasive.
Hena disliked the hackneyed and florid paintings, and the paintings of fish novel and innovative, especially compared to the other imperious paintings.
"I believe this painting to appear rather auspicious. The painter was obliviously very diligent," Zelda said, "Therefore, it is inherently amazing."
"Just because you think it is laudatory doesn't it truly is," Ganondorf said, "It is not paramount that you find it to be the best, though your obstinance is rather inveterate."
"Kangaroos should be vindicated and never blamed for anything, ever," Link said.
Link was obdurate in his claims that he was not a maverick, and he became VERY ostentatious in his denial.
"Majora once had great objectivity, and she was quite profound," Zelda read from her book, "This seems plausible."
Nayru was in a quandary because she felt somewhat pentinent about her transitory victory of stealing Din's food.
Opiates can be very dangerous, Master," Fi said, feeling very timorous.
"Pete the Cat is a rather tenuous series," Zelda said, staring at a painting of said cat.
"Quarters are more expensive then red Rupees!" Bo said excitedly.
"RED RUM! RED RUM!" Link shouted.
"Shoot!" Ganondorf shouted.
The Postman came with letters for everyone.
"Up!" shouted Popcorn, tugging on Zelda's dress.
"Violence is bad!" Zelda scolded her when she walked over and smacked Ganondorf.
"Whee!" Popcorn shouted when Link picked her up.
"Xenoblade is a very good game!" said Shulk, who had randomly wandered into the museum.
"You! Get out!" Link shouted at him and he left.
Zelda said, "This was fun!"
Also, Popcorn is Link and Zelda's daughter. She's never really had a formal introduction.