I'm back. And here's a crackfic. Have fun losing brain cells! BTW: This will probs be a oneshot
Hawkfrost slipped into his chair. He wanted to look good for the show. Tigerstar slipped into his chair and nodded to the camera-cat, Thistleclaw, to start rolling.
"Hello and welcome to the Tigerstar and Hawkfrost show!" Tigerstar meowed. "Today, we have a special guest, Bluestar!" He yowled grinning evily.
Bluestar waltzed up onto the stage like nothin was up and she was in no danger.
"Wassup y'all?" Bluestar asked.
"We're fine, thanks." Hawkfrost replied curtly. "Now, how about you tell us about how it felt to be betrayed by Tigerstar?"
"Horrible!" Bluestar meowed. "It totally crushed me! I trusted him, and he betrayed me!" While she continued going on and on about Tigerstar being a horrible person, Hawkfrost nodded to Darkstripe, who was holding a Barret 50cal. about 100 yards away.
"Well, that's all nice." Tigerstar meowed. "But you'll have to go back to StarClan now!"
"Fine!" Bluestar meowed as she stormed out of the studio.
"Drop her." Hawkfrost ordered Darkstripe via a walkie-talkie.
"Yes sir." Darkstripe replied. There was a bang, then a shriek that was cut off abruptly.
"Well done Darkstripe." Tigerstar praised his former Clanmate, walking back in to the room like nothing has happened. "Bluestar has now faded permanently. And let's drop them like that every time they come into the room."