This is my first try at writing fan fiction so please spare me, this is an AU A-team it also a crossover, this story start with the pilot episode of the A-team
Disclaimer: I do not own the A-team. I'm just borrowing them for a bit.
The beginning
In the middle of the Mexican mountains hides a small villages with dirt roads, the only occupants of the small village seems to be a lone pig and a couple of hens wondering about, the people of the village had seemed to have disappeared.
The centre of the village holds a off white church with a bell tower and a couple of small market stalls, the village is so quiet but this is soon broken with the arrival of four jeeps racing into the village ,the jeep in the lead seem to hold a large fat Mexican man with a ugly looking beard.
The jeeps soon come to a stop with the Mexican man in the lead jeep looking around standing on the old jeep seat and then start to yell "give me the muchacha now ", he then gives another big Mexican man in another jeep a nod, the man then exit the jeep with a Ruger Mini-14,223 rifle, he then start to shoot up the bell tower. The big fat man carries on yelling "come out ", at this point people start to appear in different doorways of the village houses, the fat man look about at the different people with a look of disgust, until an old man with a cowboy hat on start to say "please Valdez please we are just poor framers we give you everything.
Which Valdez replies to this with a mean look that he want the muchacha where do you hide this pig the old man just holds his hands out and shake his head, Valdez start to laugh and look at his men with a smile on his face and says to the old man that Cortez "is requesting the pleasure of your youngest granddaughter the old man shout "NO" to this. Cortez who has a rifle over his shoulder laugh `at what the old man had said, Valdez talk for the other man and says "that she could give him great daughter's amigo".
Cortez laughs and puts his rifle on top of the jeep bonnet he then makes his way to the old man house which is old and small Cortez pushers the old man out of his way as he enters the house the old man follows trying to save his granddaughter and get hit for it. Cortez returns carrying a young terrified woman, at this Valdez look at his men and say "he one with the ladies no "he then turns to Cortez and says "ask this slut where the muchacha is "the young terrified woman look over to an old wooden barn which is located at the end of the village.
Valdez follows her line of sight to the barn and laughs signals to his men to start the jeeps and to move to the barn, inside the barn is a young man looking out of the holes in the barn doors. He sees that Valdez and his men are coming and shout to his companion that "they are coming" and run back to his companion who is working on the engine of a old run down pick up with no doors, the young man says "you must hurry " to this his companion says to him "you get out of here they don't know about you get out of here now " the man says that "these people are frightened they will tell" his companion shut the bonnet lid and they both then get into the pickup and the man companion says "I'm not taking you with me ". Just then the jeeps arrive and start to shoot through the barn doors the man and his companion both duck down onto the bench seat of the pickup.
Valdez then stop firing his rifle and start to yell "hay muchacha why don't you come out before I set fire to the whole town we talk muchacha and you see that I'm a poor country man, a lover of life ,a hunter of rabbits and a singer of songs we will talk COME OUT OK". The muchacha looks out of the pickup front window and through the barn doors and then put the pick up into gear and pushers the man out the pickup into the hay on the barn floor, the pickup then drives though the barn doors breaking them apart and drive through the jeeps making Valdez men jump out of the way to miss been hit.
Valdez yell for his men to follow the jeeps then race through the village centre knocking over market stalls trying to keep up with the pickup , Valdez is in the lead jeep and start to fire his rifle at the pickup this cause the pickup to turn and drive through backyards knocking down fences to try and lose the jeeps,
One jeep comes out of nowhere forcing the pickup to turn or be hit, the jeep then crashers into some boxes and end up on its side the pickup carries on crashing through more backyards with the other jeeps following after the pickup firing their rifles after it. Valdez is laughing as he chasers the Muchacha on the dirt road that leaves the village, the muchacha looks though the back window of the pick up to see that Valdze is laughing, the muchacha then turns back and look out the front window to see there are two more jeeps coming down the dirt road in front of the pickup firing bullets.
The muchacha is force to turn the wheel to miss been hit by the bullets this cause the pickup to crash into a ditch at the side of the road, the jeeps that are following stop and surround the pickup, Valdez then says to the muchacha "that you have made a big mistake with me and why did you come down here" the muchacha get out of the pickup and says "I was taking a vacation" -