I was watching Cartoon Network the other day, when 'Adventure Time' came on. Normally, I would have changed the channel; however I recognized the episode as the Fiona and Cake one. As I watched, I got a crazy idea. Why not gender-bend KungFu Panda? There's plenty of stories about Po and Tigress having switched life rolls, but none about different gender's. So, without further ado, I present: Kungfu Panda Genderbent Oneshots.
Disclaimer: All rights go to Dreamworks
The day was still, as heat radiated off all living and non-living things. With the temperature rising, and the day passing rather slowly, it seemed as though the only thing to do to pass the time was-
"PANDA!"
Er- maybe sleeping wasnt the best option...
Sitting up, the panda female rubbed the excess eye goop from her eye. So much for taking it easy on a day off. Master Shifa looked down at the tired panda.
"Oh, uh... Hello Master, you just... Um, caught me in the middle of my, uh.. OH I was just training" Pai smiled at her 'wit'.
"You were sleeping" The red panda said with an umamused face.
"What? Pfft no, no! I was just, um, practicing my... Ok yeah, I was sleeping"
Master Shifa simply sighed, and turned to walk away.
"Your mother wants to see you, tell her a greeting from me"
Later
Down in the village, the heat issue was taking its toll on the villagers of the Valley of Chaos. Strangely, it was actually quite peaceful in the village. Back in the day, however, this was not so. The village was robbed constantly, people terrorized by bandits, and feral creatures. In fact, if it were'nt for Master Eegway, this town would still be in trouble.
Mrs. Ping, a lonely widow and single mother, sat behind the counter of her noodle shop. Her normally packed restraunt, completely empty, save for the random customer here and there. The old goose wiped a few drops of sweat of her forehead, as her eyes wearilly searching for something to pass the time while she waits for her daughter. The search eventually leads to the pictures of the two, when Pai was much younger. Mrs. Ping could'nt hold back the giggle that erupted from the memory of herself trying to put the child in a dress. She picked up the picture and further examined it. Potrayed was a small, and quite angry, panda in a bright pink sundress. Another explosion of laughter ensued, and Mrs. Ping found herself clutching the picture close to her her chuckeling finally subsided, the goose sat herself back up straight and looked forward, just in time to see her daughter walk lazily in.
"What took you so long? I was starting to think you were'nt coming"
"Yeah, sorry about that... I had to face my mortal enemy to get here"
"Stairs?"
Pai nodded, "So, what do you need?"
Old Mrs. Ping smiled, and gazed at her daughter. The panda had grown, and Mrs. Ping had to deal with that fact.
"How are you? Are they feeding you up there? Are you hungry? You look starving, let me get you something to eat..."
Pai watched her mother run around the kitchen, every once in awhile spewing garbled bits and pieces of random nonsense about noodles.
"-and thats why you need to start popping me out some grandchildren"
Wait... What?
"Uh, sorry?"
Her mother turned to her, pointing her wooden spoon angrilly. Pai stared between the spoon, and two irritated blue eys. Suddenly, she felt the need to get back to the Ruby Palace.
"Well.. I should probably be going, Master Shifa is gonna be mad if I'm gone too long" Pai said, walking out the door.
"Oh... Ok, Ill see you-" But the panda was already gone. More than alittle depressed, Mrs. Ping took the pot off the oven, and sat back down. Sighing sadly, the goose looked again at the painting of her child. She stared sadly at it and hugged it close, a few tears steaming down her bill.
"Mom?"
Shooting out of the chair, her head jolted towards the doorway. The panda walked over to her mother, and she hugged her.
"You did'nt really think I'd leave without a good-bye, did you?"
Whatcha think? Ok for a 1st timer on a cell phone? Please review, and criticism is very welcome. Until next time, Happy Writing.