This Fandom hardly has any stories! D: I can't just leave it like this!! I'do my best- but no promises!

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Hi.

My name is Kusuo, but we aren't on familiar terms, so call me Saiki.

Now let's get one thing clear. Magic Powers are worthless. They don't enrich your life, they make you want to stop living it.

You ask how I know this? It's because I have them- Psychic Powers, that is.

No. I'm not making fun of you.

Whether it be Clairvoyance, Astral Projection, Telepathy, Possession, Precognition, Psychonesis, Telekinesis, Pyrokinesis- I've got it all. And it's all a curse.

Not many people know, only immediate family and just recently, my grandparents. You too, I guess. No, you cannot call me Kusuo now.

Anywho. Since my mother drilled it into my head that I shouldn't use my power for bad (even though nothing could stop me if I did), I don't often use my powers to mess with people. Sometimes though, it's accidental.

Like this one time I'm going to tell you about. It honestly wasn't my fault. I was simply enjoying the sugary sweetness of a Coffee-Flavoured jelly when that stupid cat came along. I don't care enough about cats to learn it's name... What was it? Amoo? No... ANBU? No, that's the name of those strong ninja from that one anime... Oh right! Anpu!

I didn't like the thing at first. It was a stuck-up, arrogant, stupid little ginger tom with an attitide. My opinion of it changed, however, when it managed to take down my worst nemesis.

A roach.

That was the day I gave in and admitted defeat. I owed Anpu something, after all.

Argh. I keep getting distracted. Just like that day huh... Whatever. I'm sure it's nothing. Normal people get distracted all the time. Flashback time.

-Author used Flashback!-

The sky was blue and the 200km my telepathy reaches was already blaring in my ears. I teleport downstairs to see mom about to leave and dad staring after her. She had gotten a promotion or something like that and so she had to leave early.

Dad was on a vacation day today, but that didn't mean I was staying here. Nah. I had decided that I would take a stroll around town the night before. It's not like I haven't seen these streets a million times before, it's just I need practice in avoiding people.

Well... I don't need it. I want it. And whenever I step outside something weird and dramatic usually happens. It's as though God is against me... I don't blame him. If I was God I would take out the only threat to my existance too.

My father was building some wierd mech thing. Probably a crappy toy based on those manga he edits that no-one wants. I swear, the only ones who buy those are the ones who make them.

I didn't want anything to do with that, so I left. The second he's finished he's going to come and pester me, so I may as well go practice getting people to leave me alone.

I bet you ten yen this doesn't end well.

Author used 10 minutes later!-

I got bored of just walking around so I'm here at the workplace of the beholder of the sixth of the seven deadly sins.

Gluttony.

What? Who's Merlin? Some American porn star? No, I mean Chisato Mera. The only redhead female of class three. Her hair is this dull brownish-red, and her eyes are red too. Kinda creepy. She wears these little balls in her hair, and wears glassed and clothes that aren't even hers.

Yes. She is dirt poor.

Anyway. I don't like her in particular. One moment she's paranoid, the next she's elated- It's too hard to predict her moves. I kinda get the gist of what she's gonna do thanks to my telepathy, but she's still wierd. I only come here because they serve the best Coffee Jelly.

Avoiding her is impossible now I'm inside. I just hope that manager hired a new waiter/waitress.

"Oh, Saiki! You're here again?" Goddammit.

[Sure. I want a coffee jelly with a black coffee- to go.]

To go? What does he mean? This isn't a fast food store, it's just a cafè!

Sorry Chisato. But I'm not sorry. I just want to leave. Now.

"That will be 800¥." Is he really just going to leave? He's not that mean right? Naaah...

I immediately pay, take my stuff, and leave.

He LEFT?!

Like I said. Sorry, but I'm just not sorry today.

-Author u- oh whatever. 5min later.-

Well that was a nice stroll I guess. Time to go home and enjoy my Coffee Jelly. Don't get me wrong, the coffee was good. But coffee jelly is just such a delectable treat, it is not to be consumed in public.

And just as I stand up, the bag tears.

Now, normally that wouldn't be such a problem, I just use levitation; but I was so focused on the bag ripping I didn't notice the damn cat in the hedge.

Didn't notice him creep up on me.

Didn't notice he had pounced on it until it was too late...

[...My...]

Hehheheheheh, that'll teach this darn human! Don't mess with the almighty cats! Mrow!

[...My...]

Hands trembling, fingers twiching, face blank, and 'speaking' instead of using telepathy?

It was at this point Anpu knew...

...He f* up.

[MY COFFEE PUDDING!!!!!]

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I'm not 100% sure when it was that I lost consciousness. Was it before or after I destroyed all the glass in a 10km radius? I presume it was before... I haven't had an 'accident' as mom and dad call it since 4th Grade.

That doesn't matter though.

What does matter, is that I woke up as a cat, of all the things, and my powers won't let me turn back.

All my other powers are working. I tested them on Anpu. But for some reason I just can't turn back into a human, which is annoying.

I don't like this body. It's pink. Neon. Pink. I'm not in the mood to meddle with the DNA of cat's fur to make myself seem inconspicous. I may as well just use my most underestimated power. Hypnosis!

And just like that, any Human who looks at me will view me as an ordinary black cat. A sign of bad luck to come. If God favours me, they might wven avoid me. I doubt it though. God seems to despise me.

Now... Mom won't be home for a while, and dad's sure to coddle me, I can't go home like this!

"Hey! Pinky! I may as well show you around, I know that you're weird and have seen alot, but some things you can only get through being a cat."

An interesting offer... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intruiged. I'll try. Nothing better to do. And if Anpu turns out to be lying, dad can have that cat fur rug he's been whining about. Sure, it isn't a tiger, but who cares?

[Sure.]

"Sweet! Follow me, Human Cat."

Well isn't that original.

And just as we're about to leave...

"Kitty cat!"