Oh my effing god! He is just a stupid vampire with a slut! Hey, think of this: if Edward is so perfect, how can he exist? I mean, there is imperfection in everything. And how selfish! He lures Bella on and on into his life. If he knows he is so dangerous, why don't he move then? He is also god ugly. I mean, who would possibly like a pale dude? And hey, who would like a guy with sparkles? That just tells me that he is addicted to the little packs of glitter you can buy at Claire's! If Edward wanted to eat Bella, he could have left or just eat her! I bet the world would be better without her and her devil spawn! Oh, Edward is also so ignorant! He doesn't listen to Alice or Rose or Emmett at all! They said Bella was bad news but he didn't listen. Now look at where he is: a father at a sort of 17 over 100 year old dude to a cretin that ages rapidly. What a great life?! Edward is a really stupid dick that doesn't deserve to even sort of live!
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Oh yeah, I forgot about the disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer. I hope that that means something to you about me not owning twilight.
This is how I feel about Edward. See you all soon. Hey, no flamies!
-Nellabelle