The Rebellion
Dearest, dearest DEAREST readers,
this may or maY not be the last letter of Oz vezalius. no need for any other extravagance. im writng to u this because the entire sabliyer is in a rebelliyun. THEY are cumming after us... they will kill us...
they are the...
the...
oh no hear they r...
the authurs.
Members of the Council;
It has come to my attention that a certain anime has sought out a Rebellion. It is, as you know, important to us that all peace and oblivion should be bestowed upon the realm of fanfiction for us to continue torturing the poor souls of canon, yaoi, and OTPs. Thankfully, I, Vice Head of Torture Department in Oz and Alice Baskerville Resources, have captured the famous Oz Vessalius and the devastatingly HAWT...aherm...Gilbert Nightray, who shall stay in a private room meant for Oz, who has given the privellage of staying at the dungeons.
The purpose of this capture is to lure out Kevin/Xerxes Break, the one who started the uprising. However if it does not trigger his curiousity, I suppose Alice would. Xerxes would be forced to come investigate.
My dear people of the fanfiction, I do hope you realize I seek your aid. We shall meet tomorrow in Cafe Numero Uno/Starbucks where we will escape without paying after we have made our plan noncliche and original, finalizing our plot twists and counter attacks. I will be expecting you.
Warning: Do not bring Mary Sue or Gary Stue the gayest gay.
Regards,
The Overlady.
The albino chuckled sombrely. Emily, by his side, grinning maniacally. Across the man sat Sharon Rainsworth atop the velvet couch.
"I do hope you realize what you are doing, Break," she said. She took a sip from her tea.
"Yes, of course, m'lady. whatever do you take me for? Simply, the kidnapping of Oz and Raven are just a part of my plan. Surely to fancy their...obsession? We shall work on the sidelines later on." Sharon giggled. "You have a date with your husband at three latest. You should prepare."
"Yes, of course. Tell Reim to wait in the living room. Offer him tea. Be nice."
Xexes simply smiled.
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A/N: Short, yes. This is meant to be a crackfic so yes. I've always wanted to do this. hehe. Anyway, yes, the word 'cumming' was intentional. And yes, Sharon and Reim's marriage is actually canon I find it cute. The Overlady is someone. I don't know who her name is but if you guys want characters of your own, shoot away. Here's the form. Make it up whatever position you want. I'll take up about three for now. PM before I post the new chapter which is loads of weeks away..
Name (make it silly)
Age
Position (sillier)
Thank you for reading this far. :D