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Chapter 1:
Zoro is walking along the streets of a busy town, shopping for food.
"This fruit is so Delicious!" a lady giggled to her friend.
"Leave some for me!" laughed the other.
Zoro walked a little further and looked ahead to see a fruit shop woth a large sign saying "A touch of Youth"
"I wonder if this is the shop they were talking about." He thought as he walked inside.
The store was filled with many large and colorful fruit stands. He looked at the list and picked out a few of each fruit. He payed for them and walked away. He tries to find his way back to the ship but cannot. He leans against a building and digs out a fruit from the bag. He eats one only to dissapear into a cloud of smoke. He opens his eyes to see that he is sitting down.
"did i fall asleep?" he asked
He went to stand up, when only his shirt covered him. He looks down to see that his clothes have out grown him.
"WHAT THE HELL!" he squeals. Some people stared at him.
He blushed and hurrily gathered his clothes in a bag and ran.
He ran until he was out of breath. He leaned against a building to catch his breath when he smelt cigarette smoke. He turned to see Sanji walking past him. He waited until sanji was far enought ahead that he woundn't notice if he followed him.
About 20 minutes of walking later, Sanji stopped infront of the ship and lit up another cigarette.
"Why are you following me?" he asked as he turned to see Zoro.
Zoro stepped back, knowing what he was in for.
"Oi...hahaha...I know a guy with hair like that too. I never knew there was another Marimo. Anyway, why are you following me... little boy?" asked Sanji with a smile.
"ah...Who are you calling a little boy, SHITTY COOK!" yelled Zoro.
Sanji froze for a moment then dropped to his knees laughing.
Zoro blushed.
"STOP! IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU SHIT CHEF!" yelled Zoro as he stomped his foot.
Sanji finally calmed down and walked over to Zoro, picking him up by his collar.
"OI! PUMME DOWN!" scree hed the marimo.
"Oi! Don't yell in my ear when I'm trying to help you! Baka Marimo!" grumbled Sanji as he jumped onto the ship.
He carried Zoro onto deck and set him down.
Zoro landed roughly on his bottom.
"Did you get the food I asked you to get?" asked the cook.
"Yeah, they are right here in the ba-...SHIT! I lef the bag in the street!" sighed Zoro.
"Baka... It's okay though, you probably got the wrong ones anyway."
"ASS! I GOT THE RIGHT ONES!" he grumbled.
"Oi! Who are you talking to Sa-...did you kidnap him?" asked the captain.
"NO BAKA!" Zoro and Sanji yelled.
"So who is he?" asked Luffy.
"Who else do you know with green hair?" asked Zoro
"My first mate, Roronoa Zoro, why?" asked the oblivious teen.
"...BAKA! I AM ZORO!"
"ahhh...ZORO WHAT HAPPENED! YOUR SO SMALL! HOW DID YOU DO IT?"
"Aho! If I knew how, don't you think that I would have turned back by now?" growled Zoro.
"Well SOMEONE is in a bad mood." murmured Sanji with a chuckle.
"Do NOT start with me you frikin shitty cook! If you didn't have me go shopping, this would have never happened!" he yelled.
"How was I suppose to know this would have happened? Don't go blaming others, you shitty swordsman!" huffed Sanji.
Zoro crossed his arm and sat on the deck, well...until Luffy picked him up.
"Oi Zoro! Let's play!" Luffy said as he raised and lowered Zoro in the air.
"No! Put me down!" squealed Zoro as he kicked at luffy.
"hahahha Zoro is funny!" laughed the captain.
Sanji was also to the point to where he was laughing.
"Oi! We're back!" yelled a familiar voice.
"fuck..." thought Zoro as he hid behind Sanji.
"NAMI-SWAN! ROBIN-CHWAN! WELCOME BACK!" yelled Sanji.
"T-Thank you Sanji-kun. "
"What would you angels like for dinner?" asked The cook.
"Suprise us. Oh, have you seen Zoro? said Nami.
"He probably got lost." said Usopp, as he arrived on deck.
"He's here." said Luffy as he picked up Zoro by the collar and held him up.
The crew stared at the child...then fell on their asses, laughing.
"Hahahaha! Zoro is soo c-cute HAHAHAAHAH!" laughed Nami.
"Witch! I'm not cute! Don't make fun of me!" yelled Zoro.
"Oi! Don't talk to Nami-swan like that! BAKA MARIMO!" growled Sanji as he stood over Zoro.
"Don't tell me what to do! Shit cook!" squealed Zoro.
"Baka Swordsman!"
"Shit cook!"
"Marimo!
"Swirly eyebrow!"
Sanji growled and grabbed up Zoro by the collar.
Zoro flinched as he was roughly snatched up.
Sanji glared at him fiercely.
"Don't make fun of my eyebrow!"
Zoro flinched and sniffled.
Nami ran over and snatched him up.
"Sanji! He is just a kid! You can't fight him!" begged Nami.
She laid Zoro's head on her shoulder's and rubbed his back.
Zoro held onto her shirt and barried his face in her shoulder and continued to sniffle.
"ah...s-sorry Nami-swan..." apologized Sanji.
Nami sighed as the tense feeling on deck dissapeared.
She looked down at Zoro who had fallen asleep.
She smiled and turned him around in her arms so she could see his face.
"Oi! Robin! Do you feel like going shopping with me again?" asked the red head.
Robin nodded as she finished her cup of coffee.
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