51 things Jacob black is not allowed to do
think disturbing things about him and Bella/ that may scar Edward for life
randomly come around to bellas house just so that alice will freak out
crack blond jokes around Rosalie anymore-it is getting really old!
phase in front of Charlie again. He just cant take it.
call any of the volturi leeches. They wont think its funny
Kiss Bella. DON'T DO IT EVER!!
threaten to kill himself just so Bella will kiss you
give Nessie everything she wants
tell Charlie bad things about me just to get me in trouble no matter how angry you are
challenge Emmett to a wrestle- YOU WILL NOT WIN
. ask 'Does my being half naked bother you?" because it does