Rating/Warning: T for one rude word. Despite the title, this is genfic, folks.
Disclaimer: Kazuya Minekura and her publishers own the rights to Saiyuki and its characters and profit from them, not me. This is a work of fanfiction. No copyright or other infringement is intended.
Summary: Hakkai may have overestimated Jeep's capabilities.
Written for LiveJournal's 100_roadtrips 100-word drabble challenge community. Challenge #174, broke. This should be 100 words exactly.
Brokeback Mountain
"Ah ha, I may have overestimated Jeep's capabilities."
"Ya think?" Gojyo mutters.
Sanzo has never before aimed the gun at their designated driver, but he's tempted to do so now. Then someone else would have to drive, however, and the rest of them sure as shit won't entrust him with the vehicle, not after the stunt he pulled when he peeled away from Kami-sama's ruins. Besides, the dragon might react badly to Hakkai's death.
So they all pile out, even Sanzo, and push, pull and prod Jeep off the rocks on which it's stuck down the mountain to level terrain.