A/n: So this is a collaboration between me (boundenid) and TheLonelyGod. So we came up with this over a series of text messages that were jump started when I got some pineapple lip balm. We decided it needed to be shared with the world, so here it is. Oh and we decided that Corporal Macintosh is the McNab of Canada.
Spoilers: for anyone not passed season 5 episode 10
Warnings: insane hilarity, Lassie might be a little OOC, slash if you squint stand on your head and say platinum pineapple five times fast
Pineapple Lip Balm prologue
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Shawn burst into the Santa Barbara Police Department carrying a pineapple. As he passed by McNab's desk his nose caught a whiff of the ultimate flavor. Using his 'psychic' ability he 'divined' that McNab was using his new pineapple flavored lip balm. ″Buzz, buddy. What is going on. Would that perhaps be pineapple lip balm you are applying to your now fine lips.″
″Oh not much, just filing some final reports on that case you guys just finished, how about you?″
bringing his hand to his temple he told McNab,″ The universe is peaceful at the moment, and the spirits approve of your choice in lip balm, but seriously dude where did you get that small bundle of delicious flavor?″
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Shawn: We would like to dedicate this to the poor, innocent McNab's of the world, whose...
Gus: No Shawn I'm pretty sure we don't.
Shawn: Yes we do.
Gus NO we don't.
Shawn: Yes we do.
Gus NO we don't.
Shawn: yahuh
Gus: nuh
Lassiter: * pulls them apart by their ears * Spencer, Guster...stop it right now, these people are trying to READ...about ME.
TheLonelyGod: umm... Lassie I'm pretty sure the people are done reading if they've gotten this far.
Lassiter: Your taking Spencer's side on this.
Boundenid: *facepalm* besides Lassie you have yet to be introduced in this story
Lassiter: * grumbles as he walks away *
reviews are platinum pineapples, you know what you must do.