In a place in America called Highland, there lived two idiots that lived in a run-down house by the name of Beavis and Butthead. Summer vacation had just started and the trio were ready to do their regular activities. "So, urmheh. What do you want to do, Butthead? Hehehe." Beavis asked as the two boys made it to their house. "Same thing we do every summer vacation, dumbass. We eat nachos, read porn, and more importantly, we don't have to like, go to school for 3 months. Uhuhuhuh." Butthead answered in his usual nonchalant, but aggressive way as Beavis muttered something like "Oh yeah."
However, this vacation was going to be rather different for them as a man dropped off a package at their front door. "Urm, Butthead?" "Yeah, Beavis?" "Did we like, order something?" "Uh, I don't think so."
The two voices did not go unheard. "Beavis? Butthead?" The two boys nonchalantly stared at him. "Yeah, that's us! Urmheh!"
"Well then, congratulations to you two! You just won our sweepstake and with it, received an XBOX ONE and a free copy of Cuphead!"
"Uh, XBOX ONE?" Butthead asked, confused. "Erm, Cuphead?" Beavis asked as well.
-FLASHBACK-
7 days ago, Beavis and Butthead got lost inside Highland Mall while searching for some lost tickets to a Textures concert. "I told you to hold onto those tickets, dumbass." Butthead angrily scolded Beavis. "Shut up, Butthead, I'm trying to find them! Urmheh!" Beavis shot back. The two were distracted from their squabbling as they found a ticket, but not to a Textures concert. "Dude! Look at this!" the two idiots made out to be 'XBOX ONE for a lucky winner along with a free copy of Cuphead: Don't Deal With The Devil.' The two decided this was better anyway. "Whoa! XBOX!? Is this like something with porn in it!?" "And there are some chicks with big hooters that come along with it too! Hehehehe!" The two idiots, having no idea what they were about to win decided to enter this sweepstake. "We're there, dude!"
-PRESENT DAY-
"Oh yeah!" Butthead now recalled. The two stared at each other before. "YES!" The two metalheads chanted Iron Maiden as Butthead snatched the package from the mailcarrier's hands. "Have a nice day!" The mailcarrier shouted as he went his own way.
"Erm, good day to you, sir!" Beavis shouted back as the duo entered their house and Butthead set the package down.
"OPEN IT! OPEN IT!" Beavis chanted as Butthead ripped the package apart. "What do you think I'm doing, buttmunch?" Inside, they found a brand-new XBOX ONE along with a box of Cuphead.
"Is this it?" Butthead asked, disappointed. "Look, Butthead! There are like, these cord thingies you have to plug in!" "Just to watch some porn? This is gonna suck."
-A FEW MOMENTS OF HOOKING UP THE XBOX ONE LATER-
"Finally, we can watch some porn!" Butthead laughed as he turned the XBOX on.
Beavis and Butthead, were, needless to say, surprised. "Is this like a video game console or something?" Beavis asked as he pulled out two controllers. "Uh, I think so." Butthead answered as he pulled out a disc containing Cuphead. "Let's put this thing in so we can see what the hell we won." Butthead added as he put in the disc, a tad disappointed that this was not what the duo hoped it would be.
Little did the two knuckleheads know they were about to play one of the most difficult games of the year.
