(A/N) Ok this is in a world where all the characters from glee are characters from harry potter there arent HUGE refrences but if you squint they are there. (i think) btw its totally in script form cuz i didnt feel like add kind of depth to this really. Well its 11 o clock and i had to get up a 7 o clock today to get my hair braided in micros which took 7 hours so my head hurts but i love writing for you guys cuz i love you all so here we go!

Disclaimer: I DONT OWN GLEE, HARRY POTTER, OR YOUTUBE! YOU PEOPLE KNOW THE DRILL!

Blaine/Harry: Who do you think you are

Karofsky/Voldemort: What? Im Voldemort

Blaine/Harry: Runnin round leavin scars

Karofsky/Vodemort: Oh now I get it but really?

Blaine/Harry: Collectin your jar of hearts

Karofsky/Voldemort: nobody was supposed to know about that jar

Blaine/Harry: And tearin love apart

Karofsky/Voldemort: Are you still mad about me kissing Ginny(Kurt)

Blaine/Harry: You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul

Karofsky/Voldemort: I dont have a soul

Blaine/Harry: So dont come back for me

Karofsky/Voldemort: I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

Blaine/Harry: Dont come back at all

Karofsky/Dave: Well geeze lay off a little

Blaine/Harry: Who do you think you are

Karofsky/Voldemort: I TOLD YOU IM VOLDEMORT!

Blaine/Harry: Who do you think you are

Karofsky/Voldemort: V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T WHAT DOSE THAT SPELL? VOLDEMORT IM FREAKIN VOLDEMORT

Blaine/Harry: That last part sounds dirty but what else did you say I was listening to my wiz pod with Ginny. Oh Ginny's asleep

Kurt/Ginny: Huh where are we

Blaine/Harry: Go back to sleep darling

Kurt/Ginny: uh okay *goes to sleep*

Karofsky/Voldemort: SO YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO MUSIC ALL THIS TIME?

Blaine/Harry: Yea why

Karofsky/Voldemort: SO IVE BEEN TALKING TO MYSELF FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES OF MY AFTER-LIFE

Nick and Jeff/ Fred and George: No you havent Voldemort. YOURE ON YOUTUBE! SAY HI TO AMERICA! VOLDEY!

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