Hello peoples of the world. I have another idea for a story… Erm. Well… Kinda… I do have an idea, but a plot… I'm not so sure haha. So I'll go along with this idea, and see where it takes us. I'm trying to decide whether I want to write it like I did Nobody TV or if I want to write it normally, like I did Plunge To Nowhere. Seeing as I'm about to start typing the story, I better decide quickly!

While I'm thinking, I'll give you a quick rundown of the things I have figured out. Ok, obviously, it's about Zelda… It's set just after Minish Cap, but for story purposes we're gonna pretend Vaati never died (stupid Link … going and killing my love…) To make things, interesting, I'm adding an OC named Hoshiko (means child of the stars or something like that)! Ok. I guess I've got a decision to make. Leave me a review, not only about the story, but what you think the best way to put the story is. Alright, I'll quit taking up yours and my time with something half of the fanfiction population doesn't read, and I'll start. Enjoy?

"I think he's finally dead…" Link sighed, wiping sweat from his brow. Ezlo wasn't so sure. Vaati, the object of many fangirls desires, was lying in a heap on the floor.

"I don't think so, Link! It was too easy!" Ezlo replied, and then muttered under his breath, "After all, you did it…"

"Hey! I heard that!" He had gone through many obstacles to get the element pieces, including a wild goose chase, so that he could save Zelda, yada yada yada. "Let's just get out of here while we can, and go save Zelda. I'm not gonna complain if some purple skinned so called "sorcerer" isn't all he's cracked up to be." Ezlo didn't disagree, so they headed over to go save Zelda.

Vaati lie still on the floor, he looked dead. But guess what? He wasn't! He found the peasant boy and Ezlo, his previous master, to be gullible. Of course, he was right. They had believed they killed him, and Vaati hadn't even showed off his other forms. How amusing.

While his previous plan wasn't as well thought out, he had the workings for another unexplainably evil scheme. Of course, to put this plan into action, he couldn't die. That was crucial. How can you conquer the world when you're dead?

Truthfully he hadn't expected to buy it that easy. But they did, and that's all that mattered.

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Vaati later managed to escape Dark Hyrule Castle (the King had some major redecorating to do) later. To further help his advantage of seeming dead, he left a pile of ashes where he was lying. He watched with amusement in his eyes as Link fist pumped, and Ezlo smirked triumphantly… Well… smirked as well as he could with a beak. He'd never seen a bird smirk. Ezlo didn't do a very good demonstration of it. He wondered if regular birds could smirk.

Anyways, that's irrelevant. Step 2 in his plan was to head towards Royal Valley. Every good evil villain needed a permanent lair. While Hyrule Castle was his idea of a good lair, he could not reside there anymore.

A while back, he realized that his original evil scheme would not work as he wished. That's when he sent a bunch of underlings to go build him a castle. He handed them blue prints, and they were off. These weren't incompetent underlings, like the Chuchu, or even the moblins or Darknuts. He actually had a group of minish on his side. In exchange for their help, he turned them human size.

Royal Valley was an ideal place. It was dark and creepy, and not many people came there. There was the exception of Dampe, but he didn't particularly matter much. Besides, in the event that he posed an issue, he would be easy enough to dispose of. Heck, he might even be a good ally. Maybe.

He arrived in Royal Valley, and walking to the site he had wanted his Castle built, he smirked when he saw it. He had a thing for smirked. He was made aware of how sexy it made him look by the swooning fangirls. It was always nice to have fans.

The castle was built inconspicuously underground. Stick a special key in a hole in the rock, move it to the left, go down a flight of stairs, flick a switch to make sure the rock was put back and locked, then go down the dark corridor. Then bam, you're there. Of course, you had password to enter to get in. 2211209 was entered into the key pad, and the door opened.

Once he got in, he had just sat down, and planned on taking a nice warm bath when one of his minish servants came in.

"Um… sir…" she said sheepishly.

Vaati sighed, "What?"

"There's this girl here. She got past the rock and the door and everything. We have no idea how… but, she's demanding to see you."

And again… "What?"

So maybe Vaati should realize that his extremely intricate security system was not so intricate at all. So what do you think? Any ideas? Suggestions? Let me know!

PS… To people who were following and of my others stories and such (Insane Chatrooms, Nobody TV, Plunge To Nowhere), I promise I will be updating soon. Ok? Thanks for reading!