Chapter 1. Reborn
People claim that life is too short I would have to disagree. Life is just too long it goes so slow at times never changing just the same routine in and out repeating for years. Others claim that I'm depressed and that I should seek help but honestly i'm just tired. I've done nothing wrong I haven't lost anybody and I do enjoy my hobbies, it's just that the void is to big and it's only getting bigger. I'm sick of living this boring peaceful life I need a callenge some kind of struggle. Those were the last thoughts that went through my head before I was killed by a falling meteor.
The next thing I notice is a really bright light so annoyingly bright infact it makes me think the sun is a pushover when it decides to peak through my window every morning.
'where am I?'
'WELCOME MORTAL TO THE AFTERLIFE'Oh so I died, can't believe that kind of thinking actually came back and bit me on the butt.'
'INDEED IT DID BUT THIS HONESTLY WASN'T YOUR FAULT SO TO CUT TO THE CHASE HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE REBORN INTO A NEW WORLD WITH CHEATS.'
'Sure I guess... but can i be reborn somewhere fun and or dangerous my last life was just to boring and I want to enjoy this new one.'
'SURE WHATEVER THAT'S FINE MAKES WATCHING IT MORE ENTERTAINING''What do you mean?''WELL YOU SEE YOUR LIFE IS LIKE A TV PROGRAM. SOMETHING I CAN WATCH FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT. THE COOLER SOMETHING IS THE BETTER I DON'T LIKE TO CHANGE THINGS BY THE WAY IT WILL RUIN THE IMPACT.''Oh i get you there i'll try my best.. so where am I going?'
'THE NARUTO WORLD CLICHE BUT YOU KNOW WHATEVER BYE BYE.'
'Wait whaa...'
Next thing I knew the light was gone and I was now in some endless void.
system starting up...
'oh cool a system things are going to be fun I can already tell.'
system ready welcome user to the naruto channel i'll be your guide/producer to make your life entertaing.''cool so how does this show thing work what happens if I do bad will god just get rid of me?'
No user's life is being recorded after users life is over the best stories and or moments of the users life will be sent to god so he can binge watch them.'Wow who would have guessed Netflix could make the average person a god.'
Because you will be reborn you will be given some options on your appearence and bloodline please choose which bloodline you would like to select
uchiha bloodline
hyuuga bloodline
uzumaki bloodline
senju bloodline
'Oh well umm... dang that's a hard choice.' 'Well uzumaki is out because I don't really care, and Uchiha is out because I don't want to be killed by Itachi. That only leaves me with senju or hyuuga, and well now that I think about it Tsunade would probably be the last senju resulting in her being my mom so i'll choose hyuuga bloodline please.'
user has selected hyuuga bloodline please select the type of features you would like present
hair color
birthmarks
eye color
bone structure
'hmm well I'd like emerald green hyuuga eyes because come on being different in a clan is cool, raven black hair that is smooth and turns to the right because I remember that helps with chakra and i've always had an easier time turning things to the right. Finally i want a body that is lean but has an easier time developing pink muscle.'
Ding... user has selected a smart choice that the system did not expect user to pick based off of previous intelligence
'HEY!!'
user has recieved a reward package would user like to open it or would you like a cookie
'God dammit smartass please open the package.'
opening package cograts user has won
large chakra network: A network that will allow user to store and hold 5x the amount of chakra a normal hyuuga could.
charisma bonus: you will be even more pleasent looking towards the opposite sex.
cookie: because I am a smart ass.
'... gotta respect that'
finally user select what chakra nature you will have
lightning nature.
fire nature.
wind nature.
water nature.
earth nature.
'well earth sucks period so does water, I hate fire related attacks because they're too popular and lightning just uses to much chakra so i'll go with wind.'
user selected wind nature would user like to select a new name, old one is prohibited because god claimed it would ruin the experiance.'A new name huh sure I guess Zuko will do if i'm to be born into the fire nation (Land of fire) it should be Zuko they're to many Lees.
user has selected Zuko have a good time in your new life.And BAMM the miracle of birth happened and I was reborn into the world as Hyuuga Zuko.
Part 2. Family lost family gained
As you would expect life as an infant sucks. Not being able to move, talk, or control your own blatter is humiliating. What I have been able to do is practice my chakra rotations and staying still to try and sense the nature chakra in the air.
The chakra rotations have helped and it is allowing me to build up my control skills for chakra on the other hand I haven't really made any progress sensing nature chakra.
My parents aren't that special my mother Hyuuga Namie is just an ordinary side member of the hyuuga family and my father is deceaced from the kyuubi attack. My mother is very sick though and has been confirmed to have a rare disease that will kill her in around 3 months.
After I learned about the disease I tried asking the system if there was a cure but all I was told was that I was too weak. So in the end I spent the last three months together with my mom until the final moments of her life. Before she left I finally got out my first word calling her mom and honestly that was the most beautifull smile I have ever seen in my life.
Afterwards no one from the hyuuga clan wanted me around, no cousins aunts or uncles they didn't want a green eyed waste to be around them. At that moment I thought what right do they have to judge a one year old child for being different. They called me a defect a mistake and talk about how I am a stain on the grand hyuuga clan, a clan of ignorant fools and lazy old men.
So I was happy to be sent away stripped of my hyuuga title never to be known by that name instead I look happy towards the day I rise up and create my own clan. But for now i'll have to live with living in the orphanage.
2 years went by and i'm finally 3 years old, I have big green eyes a face like a doll and long black hair going down to my shoulders. Because of my chakra rotations i've finally been able to pull off the byakugan, and let me tell you it is trippy as all get out when you add a 360 view to your enviroment. A weird result from the system also reduces the veins coming out of my face when I use it thank god for that.
Anyways today is special because a new 'friend' is joining us today at the orphanage and he goes by the name uzumaki naruto.
yes the same blonde hair blue eyes idiot that this world revolved around. But now that i'm here this is my show my life i'm not going to play second fiddle even if this ruins the timeline.
"Hey Uzumaki what do you want to be?"(Zuko)
His little blonde head whipped back at me and he yelled
"I'm gonna become the hokage believe it!"
The room went silent and then one kid started laughing followed by other kids who started to jeer and make fun of him telling him orphans couldn't become hokage. He started to cower a little but I could see the stubborness in his eyes, I smiled never breaking eye contact and I said.
"Good dream go for it, I like you you have guts but remember if you want to be hokage you have to beat me. I don't want to be hokage but trust me you'll have to earn my respect through battle before you can lead me."
He looked lost for a second just in a daze before smiling widely, probably because I took him seriously and honestly thats all he really needed.
Afterwards we became good friends and it worked out pretty good. While I practiced on my taijutsu and chakra control naruto went around pranking the village. Anytime any villigers bullied naruto I just beat the crap out of them and whenever someone made fun of my eyes they ended up pranked. It was nice and I consider Naruto as my brother eventually we ended up known as the green eagle and the orange fox which ended up growing on me.
Part 3. eagle saves the princess
It's been aroud six months since Naruto joined the orphanage and winter this year is just terrible. Today was one of the actual days I convinced naruto to train with me, and I have to say he sucks. His moves are poor and his attention is short bit atleast his reflexes are ridiculous it's just that there are too many thoughts clouding up his mind all the time but who can blame him he's four years old.
"Naruto try to train your balance more it will help you get used to the staces better and you'll trip up less."
"I know Zuko not everyone is a genius like you this stuff is hard plus why do I even have to do this i'll just use a super jutsu on them as hokage and then they'll go down easily Believe it!"
"Naruto you don't have a super jutsu yet plus how cool would it be if the hokage beat his opponet so fast they didn't notice what happened to them?"
He stopped for a moment with contimplation written on his face until his eyes lit up. 'easy'
"Yeah!! i'll be the best hokage ever just you wait they won't even see me hahaha yeah that sounds so cool!"
Im actually really happy to have naruto with me seeing this guy happy just brightens my day.
"It's getting late naruto how about you rush home and i'll pick up some ramen and sneak it through the orphanage."
"Really awesome I want miso ramen zuko like 8 bowls!"
"No you'll get two for working hard and thats it."
He looked a little downheartened for a minute before smiling. 'Oh my god is he bipolar or what.'
"Okay Zuko I'll see you later."
And he ran off like that, honestly he's such a kid but hey thats naruto you know. While I was walking on my way back to town I noticed a scene of three insignifigate kids bullying a small Hinata Hyuuga. I thought 'Oh so that's today, good going me thank god I sent Naruto home.' Now your probably thinking this is when hinata falls for Naruto how could you. My answer, simple because Naruto is my brother I won't let Naruto get beat up just because the world said he would, i'm here now and i'll protect him.
"Hey what are you three doing picking on a girl just because people call you guys girls doesn't mean you can hit one!"
They all stopped and followed by turning their little heads around to see who wounded their pride.
"Shut up were not girls you baka were teaching her a lesson for having weird eyes." (boy 1)
"yeah get out of here before we teach you something too girly"( boy 2)
Yeah that does it they're dead just because my face looks like a girl doesn't mean i'm one. No they seriously think i'm a girl FUCK.
Mission: protect hinata from the extrasreward: Faster trainingThank you for being on my side system.
"Oh so her eyes are funny huh well that shows how smart you guys are she's a hyuuga her eyes are supposed to be pretty like that, while on the other hand look at my eyes they're green isn't that funnier I dare you to try and teach me a lesson you weaklings.
That did the trick they're all are red with anger even hinata... weird, but whatever I got what I wanted.
"I'll kill you!!"(boy 1)
"i'm not dumb you are!"(boy 3)
"Green eyed weirdo your dead."
And what followed was a bunch of kids getting beaten up then fleeing the scene screaming things like 'I'll remember this'.
I looked over to see a astonished shy hinata she had tears on her face and bruises all over her I felt bad.
"Hey are you okay my name is Zuko what is yours?"
she paused for a second before finally she got some words out.
"Mmmyy n.nname is hii hinata th-thank you."
'Cute' "No problem Hinata do you need help getting home I can walk you back if you would like." she looked happy for a second but before she could answer I felt a leg hit me on the side sending me into a tree, when I looked up to see what happened, I was staring at a hyuuga guard looking down at me.
" That was close himé this stain almost got close to you you have to be more carefull." She looked shocked to say the least but before she could say anything he interupped her again.
"As for you stay away from the himé you mistake, i'm here to protect her from bugs like you who try to harm her" He made his speech about being noble and protecting her innocence while beating a child what a joke.
when he finally backed off a bit I got up and laughed a bit staring at him right in the eyes. "You claim to protect her while not even being around to keep her safe from bullies, then you beat the one who helps her claiming it's protection. You then proceed to beat a child while preeching that i'll ruin her innocence, your a joke she's crying and looks so lonely she needs help but you're acting ignorant of that. I'll promise you here and now no matter how hard your family beats me i'll become her friend and i'll make her happy, now give me your best!"
Hinata shocked the guard pissed and me ending up with ten minutes of getting beaten, well whatever it builds character.
Half an hour later I wake up in the snow to hear the system going off.
mission protect hinata: success user has gained: Shadow clone jutsu
hidden requirment achieved: become friends with hinata.user has gained: Gentle sword arts
'Well thats cool' I was lost in thought for awhile before I noticed the time.
When I got home Naruto was pissed expecially when he saw my face. I told him to calm down and told him I protected someone and it was worth it. He just nodded agreeing with me. 'Damn your one hella of a good brother Naruto.'