Hey! So I've decided that, since I have been reading a lot of Yaoi lately and have been wanting to get into doing some one shots but I feel...almost self conscious doing it. I've written plenty of smutty one shots before, believe me! But it's like it's harder to just be free with it lately and not worry about bad feed back which is unavoidable. But keep in mind with these one shots there is no story, no plot to them all, but I'm going to try to make them reasonable and not like "how the fuck would that happen" kind of scenario. But here's the first chapter with one of the "how the fuck would that happen" scenario but there will be better ones coming!


"Kaito, you need to watch Len tonight."

Kaito Shion looked up at this, pulling his gaze from the TV, only to feel his stomach drop and his eyes widen lightly just a touch. He nearly dropped his bowl of ice cream when he scrambled into a proper sitting position, his eyes still wide. "No! No, I can't watch Len!"

"Yes! We're going out as a girls night and everyone is working with Master tonight! You're the only one left behind to watch Len!" Meiko planted her hands on her hips scowling at Kaito lightly making him flinch back and then stare at his lap feeling no desire for his ice cream anymore and he sighed. "I shouldn't have said watch, I apologize."

"Doesn't matter. The implication of watching him is still there!" Kaito replied then put his bowl of ice cream on the table and scooted to the edge of the couch. "He's seventeen now, Meiko, he's not some trouble making fourteen year old anymore."

"I know but you still should watch him. You know how the Kagamine's can be and with him learning to drive it's doubly important not to let him out for the night. Just do this for me, okay? I'll bring you home Häagen-Dazs ice cream." Meiko replied making Kaito jump to his feet when she grinned openly, aware she'd more than just hooked and gotten Kaito to do her bidding right then. He pointed at her, squinting like he was in some suspicious meme or something of the sort.

He kept pointing, squinting as well, until he finally spoke. "Don't you fucking play with me."

"I'm serious! I'll bring you home some Häagen-Dazs just until we get home tonight, around midnight." Meiko replied pulling her cell phone out. "Look, I'll write it down and set it as a reminder on my phone so I won't forget."

"Fine." He finally got out in a grudging tone sitting back down glaring at the TV. Though he dind't hate Len he also didn't like being the 'baby sitter' for the seventeen year old and he didn't like how Master didn't age him and Meiko up so Len felt he had some superiority over him.

"Come on, Kaito! You're twenty, in human years, just like he's seventeen in human years. You got the superiority over him!" Meiko replied walking over ruffling his blue hair affectionately then giving a rare smile. "I'll be home in no time and I promise I'll come home if you call with any problems."

Kaito looked up at her through his lashes then sighed. "Fine fine. Just hurry up and go."

"Thanks!" Meiko then turned walking to the stairs and took a rather large breath while Kaito stuck his fingers in his ears. "Come one let's go! I got the car on and our reservations are in twenty minutes!"

Kaito settled in then, not really giving much attention to the girls rushing downstairs and out the door. Meiko then smiled at him before leaving the house in utter silence, him sitting on the couch staring at the TV until he got up with a sense of determination filling him. He was older than Len, he had nothing to fear! Hell he'll go up there right now and set the ground rules for this! He strode across the living room with determination, the car long gone by now, and he stomped up the stairs with that same determination filling his movements. He moved up the stairs quickly, his steps rather loud to himself when he reached the top step to the hallway of familiar bedroom doors. He walked down the living room, practicing to himself exactly what he'd say to the teen and he felt confident by what he was planning on saying.

Kaito wasn't afraid Len, in no way was he scared of the blonde, but he just didn't like how defiant Len truly was at this age and he himself had no idea if he'd once been as defiant but Len irked him in some way he could explain. He walked past doors of crimson, blue in his case, teal, green, metallic green, white, gold, the familiar orange of Rin's door and the yellow of Len's door right next to it. He reached out grabbing the know which turned effortlessly in his hand and he barged in with his determination in place.

"Okay, Len, you were left with me for the night so that mea-" He stopped cold at the wide blue horrified blues meeting his own. It was like a shift took place, altering, for Kaito but he strangely wasn't as horrified as the blonde in front of him was. Len was sitting at his desk, one leg on the table spreading his legs wide and his laptop propped on the desk between his leg with soft moans spilling from the speakers and of course, the familiar lotion and tissues. He'd frozen in his action, his hand still wrapped around his cock as his chest began heaving slowly then getting quicker and his eyes, if possible, got wider.

Kaito felt the embarrassment filling slowly, his cheeks burning and turning a bright red as he opened his mouth to speak when Len moved into defensive mode. Moving his leg quickly off the table he nearly kicked the laptop off and then slammed it shut cutting off the noise as his own cheeks turned bright red. He threw the lotion bottle at Kaito, missing his head by inches. "Get out!I" He shrieked like a girl his face a bright red and Kaito ducked out shutting the door behind.

He couldn't get a proper breath in, he felt like someone just gripped his lungs and were squeezing them like someone with a stress ball would. He then did the only thing he could. He ran down the hall, his footsteps and breathes loud in his own ears, rushing down the stairs so fast that he nearly slid as he was wearing socks and he slammed down the last step to the living room. He sat like nothing had happened, sitting rigidly his eyes wide aware Len would be coming to find him any moment now- Ah, there it was. The thumping footsteps, just minutes after his own, coming towards him.

"Look Len, I apologize for barging in I should've knocked!" Kaito started quickly backing up with wide eyes on the red face teen. Len hadn't changed much from fourteen to seventeen, his hair just got shaggier, his voice just a few octaves lower than before and, of course, he got taller.

"Damn right you should've knocked!" Len shouted pointing at him when honestly couldn't stop his eyes from dropping down to the blonde's groin area. Though the whole situation should've called for anger, embarrassment and a shrieking match Len seemed rather...open. Like he'd been waiting for this other than his shouting and Kaito looked up when Len suddenly smirked at him rather coldly but with that perverted edge that got Kaito backing up a step.

"I-I'll leave you be for the rest of the night, just check in when you need something. Go back to your room, Len." Kaito ordered in a slightly shaky voice when he kept backing up and Len walked forward to one side of the coffee table. "I'm being serious, Len, you don't want to do what I think you're going to do."

"Why? You're the one that barged in! You made it so I was too paranoid to get myself off!" Len protested with a mock sort of shouting anger then grinned that same grin. "So that's why my dear friend, Kaito, is going to help me so I can feel better!"

"Len, don't!" Kaito shouted in a yelp rushing around the coffee table to keep distance and to not fall into this-this whatever it was. He rushed and Len jumped at him. It was a fair distance, but the boy was lankier and had pushed off harder anticipating the movements so Kaito was slamming into the floor only to stare up at Len.

"Just help me." Len whispered leaning down so his face was in front of Kaito's, the blue haired Vocaloid beginning to blush heavily at the implements. "They won't be home for hours and I know for a fact your cellphone is in your bedroom. Just...get me off. I promise it won't be long~"

Kaito swallowed nervously at all this, his head spinning. How in the fuck did he go from determined to set ground rules to being forced to do sexual favors for a seventeen year old? He looked up at Len, his brows so tight together it hurt, and he wiggled. "Len, can't we do this another way? You-You can go through mine and Gakupo's collections and take what you want!"

Len stared at him wit ha rather disinterested look then stood up off the blue haired male. "Really? Forcing porn on me? Why give me evidence of you giving it to me when you can just DO it?" He asked planting his hands on his hips then smirked like he got an idea. "I hear you and Gakupo, you know. Late at night, when you think everyone's asleep. How do you think you're little 'girlfriend' would feel about that? That her boyfriend is a dick sick slut?"

Kaito swore he felt the color leech from his face and he sat up to his knees feeling like he'd been punched. What happened to the sweet Len? The childish one, who would rub it in your face when he won? Where was that kid? Obviously no where, not anymore, but if adolescence did this then- "Fine."

Len actually looked shocked, his face morphing into the emotion perfectly, twisting his body to face Kaito's. "Are you being serious?" He demanded when Kaito stood up grabbing the blonde's hand rather roughly, squeezing it tightly making Len flinch. "Kaito! Stop holding so tight!"

The blonde voiced his complaints all the way upstairs when his eyes widened at the blue door being shoved open and slammed, locked, and him being shoved to the bed. This time the blonde was the one that swallowed nervously. "What? Nervous all of a sudden?" Kaito asked unbuttoning his usual white coat, shrugging it off then to his pants unbuckling the belt and let it clang to the floor.

"No! Of course not!" Len snapped even if his stomach was fluttering nervously and he felt strangely like shouting with victory. He stared at the blue haired male pull off his dark blue tank top and, shockingly of all, he slid his blue muffler off and placed it on his desk almost ceremoniously.

"Good." Kaito then unbuttoned his pants and, kicking his white shoes off, pulling his socks off as well he then pushed his pants down and walked over to the bed in his blue boxers. He stopped by the bedside table grabbing a tiny box and a tube much to Len's curiosity and it was his turn to grin coldly. "What? You say you hear me and Gakupo every night, wouldn't you know about these?"

"Huh?" Len got out vaguely, his heart thumping loudly in his ears and hard against his chest causing little tremors to break out. His cheeks were hot, painfully hot, and he felt his legs twitching and flinching when Kaito climbed on the bed and his cocky, cold facade melt when he looked up at Kaito.

"Come now, safe sex, Len!" He held the tiny box up opening it up pulling a black square off with a very distinct circle inside. Kaito then leaned back on his knees still and he was surprised that in this situation he had a growing erection there.

"Fuck off! I knew that!" He snapped trying to cling to the angry facade, but it wasn't nearly as effective now that Kaito saw through it. He twitched when Kaito's fingers traced the brim of his pants and playfully tugged them and he scowled. "What?"

"Take them off~" Kaito playfully replied tugging on them again, like this was one big game, but what came as a shock was the reaction Len had. The blonde had jerked like he'd been tasered, his eyes widen when Kaito suddenly felt guilt swamping him instantly. He pulled away staring at the trembling wide eyed blonde. "I'm sorry, Len. You should go."

"Go?" Len asked staring wide eyed at the blue haired male, twitching softly. He trembled still, in bursts, like a toy and Kaito moved his hand up through his hair moving the bangs from his face staring downwards.

"Go. I won't force you to do something you don't want to do." Kaito replied when he saw one outcome he didn't expect. Len had smirked when he surged upwards twisting and slamming Kaito down into his position.

"I don't think it was me, who should go." Len replied making quick work of removing Kaito's blue boxers and throwing them over his shoulder. He unbuttoned his own black shorts he'd chosen to wear that day plucking the black square from Kaito's fingers, who was beyond shocked. "Come on! I'mma give you what you really want!"

"You don't-" His eyes widened at his choked voice when Len pushed his black shorts down, his erection springing up in response. Len was actually proud of his penis, what was one small had seriously gotten bigger in the last three years and he sure as hell was proud!

"I do mean that!" Len replied cheerfully enough, staring down at Kaito. "Gakupo showed me enough before so I know what I'm doing~" The blonde then opened the condom with his teeth and rolled the slippery item onto his erection.

Kaito, however, felt that familiar spinning of his head when he looked upwards unable to comprehend just what the fuck was going on. All this was going to fast, to cliche, to quick, and his head was spinning faster and faster until it all stopped with a loud gasp flying from his lips. Len smirked at the reaction when he shoved the single finger he'd lubed up in deeper, quickly adding a second and pushing them in and out easily enough wile scissoring them thoroughly stretching the muscles there. Kaito covered his hands with a whimper when those prodding fingers sought and tried to find the one spot inside him he knew that would make all bets be off on his self control he was strangely preserving. A whine burst free of him when the blonde's fingers just barely grazed it only to pull out rather cruelly.

Len had a large, only to be described as a shit-eating grin. One he wanted to get rid of desperately when he was crying out loudly at the pushing and the slide of Len's erection pushing into him. It went on for maybe a minute until Len's hips met his ass and he held still. The blonde's cheeks were a bright red, panting quietly at the tight squeeze and the heat that felt like it was going to melt him. Gakupo had said nothing about this. He looked down at the blue haired male, his eyes widening and his cheeks burning for the thousandth time it felt in a never ending blush and he glared at the blue haired male.

"Come on now, you hopeless virgin~" Kaito crooned back despite the flush in his cheeks and his twitching legs. "You said Gakupo showed you enough right? Put his lessons to work!"

"Shut. The. Hell. UP!" Len shouted accenting his words with a hard thrust each time that drew breathless whimpers from Kaito. He hooked his knees with his elbows when spread his legs wide thrusting for all his worth, tightening his hold and clinging to Kaito's knees and he bit back his own moans.

Len couldn't lie, this was what he had always wanted since he was branded a shota and seen as the little brother to Kaito Shion, Len Kagamine who was the "bottom" in half the fan fictions he'd read. He looked down at Kaito, heaving in a breath to keep from freaking out at the scenario, only to be met with something that nearly made him scream. He'd longed to have this kind of moment, to have Kaito looking up at him the way he looked up at Gakupo those nights he would sneak to the door and watched through the key hole. He shivered at the sight of Kaito's fogged blue eyes, the drool that had gathered in the corner of his mouth only to slid down his cheek and the sweet moans that accompanied it, clinging to the tightening of his belly, gasping out loud to himself. Kaito moaned loudly, his toes pointing out and twitching threatening to curl, his back arching when Len bent down and sank his teeth down in a hard bite making Kaito's moan morph into a pained cry.

He thrusted for all his worth, his hips actually beginng to throb just a bit with the exertion and slamming his hips forward to thrust into Kaito. He could feel that tightening threatening to snap and he pulled from the bite, just barely breaking the skin from what he could see, he leaned down to Kaito's neck sucking just under his jawline where his muffler wouldn't be able to hide, and sucked roughly to leave a mark the best he was able. He felt Kaito tighten up on him and that was it. That tightening snapped and he slammed forward with a little cry as his orgasm rushed over him and he gritted his teeth through it, clinging desperately to Kaito's legs and pulled out panting. Kaito sat up slightly looking at the male and then reaching to pull him.

"Are you going to help me? Just a simple hand job is all I'll need." Kaito whispered softly as if ashamed when Len jerked looking down realizing, with a stutter in his chest, that Kaito had never reached his orgasm.

Though he'd literally just had sex with another man he was nervous about giving something as mundane as a hand job to someone else. He reached out, wrapping his fingers around Kaito's cock stroking slowly before squeezing it gently and moving his hand faster. He rubbing his thumb against the slit, which oozed a clear liquid that rolled down the head of his cock and onto Len's fingers. He felt his breath hitch when Kaito stiffened with a low moan and hit his orgasm, the hot sticky semen spurted out onto his fingers and he blushed. He jerked when he felt fingers stroke his chin and tilted his face up so he was looking into Kaito's strangely sparkling blue eyes.

"U-Um," Len muttered now shy and embarrassed now that it was all over and he couldn't bring up his 'asshole' mood as he calls it and he was squirming. Embarrassed. But Kaito smiled kindly, his eyes holding that strange sparkle when he leaned forward and did the one thing this whole interaction had.

Kaito kissed Len softly, slowly, but surely until he pulled away smiling at Len and winked. "You understand this automatically makes you friend with benefits with me right?" Kaito asked stroking Len's chin like he was a kitty and Len's face friend infinitely it seemed and he could only manage to gt one thing out.

"E-Eh?!"