Crack-fic! What if a Jaffa learned that on Earth, we had Jaffa Cakes!
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JAFFA EATS JAFFA CAKE!!!
(Earth, UK, December 21, 2016)
It was a great day today for the UK, no, the whole of Earth. Today was the Gate-day, the day that four years ago the IOA announced the existents of the Stargate program. A day that changed the world for the better.
On this day, a Jaffa by the name of Tel'mer decided to sightsee in the great city of London. After seeing the sights, decided to have a classical Fish-n-Chips lunch. After his lunch, the waiter brought him a plate with three little cakes on it. Tel'mer looks at the little cakes inquisitively and asked the waiter
"What are these? Are these those 'cup cakes' I've heard about"
The waiter replies, "No, these aren't cup cakes, these are Jaffa Cakes. It's a small sponge cake covered in orange jelly and chocolate."
Tel'mer looks to the waiter, who was trying to keep a stright face, and then to the cakes. Picking one up, he takes a bite. Tel'mer saviors the flavor and then devores the last of the first, then the other two. He then jumps up and yells,
"JAFFA EATS JAFFA CAKE!!!"