A/N;; Punk&&Pepsi. How can you not love it? ;D

Disclaimer;; I dont own CM Punk, FOB's song (Pretty In Punk) But, i DO own Jessica, Lilly and Jennifer.

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Walking off that stage tonight I know what you're thinking "He stands alone because he's high on himself"
But if you only knew..

I was terrified and would you mind if I sat next to you and watched you smile So many kids but I only see you And I don't think you notice me Well I've seen your boyfriend and I don't think he treats you right But that's none of my business is it?

I'm not the way you think I am, no I'm not the way you think I am, no.

CM Punk listened as Fall Out Boy boomed through the speakers of the club, watching a girl around her 20's, probably afew years younger than him, danced with two other girls that she had come into the club with. Her black hair shined in the little light of the club, her shotish red dress clinging onto each of her curves. Her light blue eyes locked with the womans on her right, both of them giving a faint smirk than a grin. Punk was pulled harshly from his daydream, and probably drolling, by one of the 5 other Superstars beside him who whistled lowly. Phil could already imagain the smirks on all of their faces, besides Santino, as they watched the woman dance along the the music.
"What i wouldn't do for a piece of that." John Cena growled to himself. Punk rolled his eyes as he watched Cena stand up with a confindent smirk, shooting winks at the other five before making his way over to the mysterious dancing girl and her two other friends. He came back over around 5 minutes later with a tight, annoyed frown, earning loud laughs from all of the men; Edge, Randy Orton, Santino Marella, CM Punk and MVP.

The only girl who ever gave me the time was the one who only wanted five minutes of mine Knocking boots in the back,
How degrading is that?
I decline

I'm too terrified and would you mind if I sat next to you and watched you smile So many kids but I only see you And I don't think you notice me Well I've seen your boyfriend and I don't think he treats you right But that's none of my business is it?

I'm not the way you think I am, no I'm not the way you think I am, no

CM Punk watched as John Cena, Edge AND Randy Orton kept going up to this woman, then getting rejected by her and storming back over to the rest of us. Me and Santino just sat their and laughed quietly to ourselves. The only reason i wasn't going up is i atully don't do one night stands, MVP was too hammered to do it and well, Satino would probably be killed by Beth if she found out he'd gone up to her. No joke.. Punk watched as Randy talked to the woman longer than any of the other two, looking over his shoulder and smirking, causing Punk and the others to roll their eyes, before the woman leaned up and whispered something into his ear. Randys jaw dropped slightly and he looked at her in disbelief before turning sharply on his heel and storming back over to the guys. Punk raised an eyebrow to himself as he watched her turn back around and continue to dance along to the song still with her friends, shaking his head to himself as he gave a slight sigh and lent back in his seat, grabbing his Pepsi and downing some of it before closing his eyes and scruching up his nose faintly to himself. Maybe he should give it a try? No. Then he'd just get rejected by her like the other three did.. Or she might not.. She might actuly like him eventually. That thought caused Punk to perk up slightly and open his eyes, playing with his lip ring slightly as he watched the woman again.. Maybe he could? Would it really be that hard to do? ..Yes. Punk grunted in annoyance before drinking more of his Pepsi, maybe that would calm him down.
"They-a really did-a fail with that-a woman." Santino mumbled to himself, but quite loudly, with a snigger.
Edge, Randy and John looked over at Santino and scowled. Randy looked like he might strangle the next person he saw, he never got rejected. Never. Punk rolled his eyes to himself before looking around, eventually letting his gaze fall back onto the mysterious, yet addictive blackhaired woman that danced with her friends infront of them. He shook his head to himself yet again before drinking more of his Pepsi.

I'm not the way you think I am, no I'm not the way you think I am, no I'm not the way you think I am, no I'm not the way you think I am, no.

Jessica and her best friends Jennifer and Lilly giggled quietly to themselves after Jessica had just rejected to the latest loser that had come up to her. He looked the most pissed off about it afterwards though, before she walked him storm back off towards the two other guys she had rejected and three other men. She looked over at the one with black hair, tattoos and a lip ring, he was what she was looking for, she wanted him to come over. Not these guys who are so cocky it actully hurts. She sighed and shook her head to herself before looking over at the bar and biting down on her bottom lip. God, she would kill for a pepsi right now.
"I'll be back.." She mumbled before walking over to the bar, sitting down on a barstool and ordering a pepsi with a slight smile. She groaned silently as she saw the bartender look at her breasts for a moment, before smirking and nodding, walking off to get her a pepsi. She forced herself to give a smile before hunting around in her bag for her money.
"It's on me." She heard a deep, male voice from behind her, giving her goosebumps as she heard him hand money over to the bartender.
Jessica bit down on her bottom lip lightly before slowly locking eyes with the guy she had wanted to come over before. She felt slightly faint as he gave her a lopsided smile, smiling weakly back inreturn before cracking open her Pepsi and taking a sip from it.
"T.. T-Thank you.. I'm, uhh, Jessica by the way.." She stuttered slightly, feeling like a moron.

Punk chuckled quietly to himself as Jessica stuttered, grinning at her before ordering a Pepsi of his own before looking back over at her again.
"I'm Phil, but most people call me Punk.."
Jessica smiled widely at him before nodding.
"Pleasure.." She said quietly, feeling her knees go weak as she saw him smile at her again.
"I don't do one night stands ya' know.. Just so you know.." Jessica mumbled after a moment, looking down at the floor and biting her lip.
"Good.. Because neither do I." Punk whispered into her ear.
Jessica jumped slightly, she hadnt even heard him move, but feeling his hot breathe on her neck caused her to close her eyes. She bit down on her bottom lip, she locked eyes with him again and gave a weak smile. She blinked twice as she felt Punk press his lips to hers gently, pulling him back as he pulled away, kissing him back deeply before rolling her eyes as she heard Lilly and Jennifer giggle. She looked up at Phil and grinned, who smirking slightly in return.
"You wanna get out of here?" He asked, chuckling as Jessica nodded before he even finished the sentence.
He grinned before taking her hand, squeesing it gently before helping her up and the both of them walking outside, kissing harder than before grinning and heading back to Punks hotel.

Edge, Randy and John looked with wide eyes and slightly dropped jaws as Phil and the girl that rejected them all walked out of the club, gripping onto eachothers hands while they both shared the same grin/smirk.. John frowned before standing up sharply, barging outside, shortly followed by Edge. Randy growled and banged his fists on the table, standing up and glaring at Santino, who only smirked, before storming off.
"How knew-a Punk had it-a in him?" Santino muttered with a chuckle, before grabbing his phone and ringing his girlfriend, Beth as he stood up and walked out of the club, leaving MVP alone, passed out inside of the club alone...

I'm not the way you think I am, no I'm not the way you think I am, no, no..