Mia was stalking the crush of her dreams, Josh Bryant, a guy who was not as attractive as Yamazaki Sousuke, but wasn't ugly like Akimichi Chouji. Mia could've sworn that the beginning of The Last to Know by Celine Dion was playing because the music seemed so fitting for the situation. She grabbed a bag of doritios out of her purse and began to crunch on them really slowly and all of the sudden, she farted. The fart sounded extremely unique, like a hissing and a growl that came out of a tuba that was made out of titanium that was exported from Brazil.
"Were you spying on me!" said Josh as he turned to her.
"YES!" shouted Mia as she threw the special garbage bag-sized bag of Doritos at him and ran away, her high heels sounding exactly the same as in the Foxy Brown Interlude, the Setup. She made her way to an abounded strip club that was right near the school and hid under the counter. She could sense something was coming, and there were very loud foot stompings in the distance. It was not sexy at all and she wanted to crawl inside of a package of Hamburger Helper and live there forever so she wouldn't have to live through a reality that smelled like old toilet papers.