DISCLAIMER: I, Athena A. Almond, DO NOT OWN TENCHI MUYO! Dante Iwamoto
however belongs to me as well as the high school name. Also I will mention,
TENCHI IS NOT GAY! Though it'd be pretty funny if he were!
Warnings: Hmmm.... HOMOPHOBES BACK! (pokes homophobes with a stick) I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING!!!!!! Please R and R!
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Tenchi Masaki, your ordinary teen boy who has fantasies likes all other men. There is only one thing, TOO MANY FANTASIES! How'd you feel if you were stuck with six women for the rest of your living days? It'd drive you insane!
Tenchi was sitting on the rooftop with no one around to bug him.
'Solitude' He thought, "Quietness and peace within self.'
"TENCHI!" Ryoko came through the roof, scaring him.
"Quiet never lasts long..." Tenchi mumbled to himself. He jumped from the roof, went into the temple, got his stuff, and headed to his car.
"Good-bye Tenchi!" the girls cried at him as he pulled out of the driveway.
'Thank God that is over! Tenchi thought and headed down the road to the school.
The girls at home had no idea about Tenchi's little secret.
He pulled up at Taskyi High School and was greeted by the one he loved, Dante Iwmota.
"TENCHI!" Dante hugged his lover, "Why haven't you been at school in three months!" Tears began to roll down his face.
"It's a LONG story." Tenchi explained how he'd met all of the crazy who hoo women after he left school that day in September.
"Poor you Tenchi," Dante snuggled his lover. That is when the idea hit Tenchi.
'YES!' He thought, 'I will take Dante back to the shrine to prove to those nutso women that I don't like any of them. I will prove that my love is with Dante!!!'
"You just made my day!" Tenchi smiled at Dante and the two went to first period.
The school day ended rather quickly and they headed to the Masaki Shrine in Tenchi's Honda.
They pulled up and got out and entered the temple. Tenchi wrapped an arm around Dante and snuggled his sweet firm flesh.
"TENCHI!" They all exclaimed put stopped when they saw the other person he was with.
"Who is that Tenchi?" asked Mioshi.
"This is," Tenchi introduced, "Dante Iwmota, my boyfriend."
"WHAT!" Ayeka's eyes filled with fury and all other words you can use for anger... "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
"Firstly," Tenchi began, "I was dating him before I met any of you. Also in the first place, I never loved anyone here in a romantic way."
"NO TENCHI!" Ryoko cuddled him, but luckily, Dante threw him off.
"About time you told us!" Washu came out of her laboratory, "I was beginning to worry. You were moping in your sleep about Dante." Tenchi's face became red with embarrassment.
"Well I guess that is one more thing we now know about Tenchi!" Sasami smiled as everyone else fell over.
Warnings: Hmmm.... HOMOPHOBES BACK! (pokes homophobes with a stick) I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING!!!!!! Please R and R!
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Tenchi Masaki, your ordinary teen boy who has fantasies likes all other men. There is only one thing, TOO MANY FANTASIES! How'd you feel if you were stuck with six women for the rest of your living days? It'd drive you insane!
Tenchi was sitting on the rooftop with no one around to bug him.
'Solitude' He thought, "Quietness and peace within self.'
"TENCHI!" Ryoko came through the roof, scaring him.
"Quiet never lasts long..." Tenchi mumbled to himself. He jumped from the roof, went into the temple, got his stuff, and headed to his car.
"Good-bye Tenchi!" the girls cried at him as he pulled out of the driveway.
'Thank God that is over! Tenchi thought and headed down the road to the school.
The girls at home had no idea about Tenchi's little secret.
He pulled up at Taskyi High School and was greeted by the one he loved, Dante Iwmota.
"TENCHI!" Dante hugged his lover, "Why haven't you been at school in three months!" Tears began to roll down his face.
"It's a LONG story." Tenchi explained how he'd met all of the crazy who hoo women after he left school that day in September.
"Poor you Tenchi," Dante snuggled his lover. That is when the idea hit Tenchi.
'YES!' He thought, 'I will take Dante back to the shrine to prove to those nutso women that I don't like any of them. I will prove that my love is with Dante!!!'
"You just made my day!" Tenchi smiled at Dante and the two went to first period.
The school day ended rather quickly and they headed to the Masaki Shrine in Tenchi's Honda.
They pulled up and got out and entered the temple. Tenchi wrapped an arm around Dante and snuggled his sweet firm flesh.
"TENCHI!" They all exclaimed put stopped when they saw the other person he was with.
"Who is that Tenchi?" asked Mioshi.
"This is," Tenchi introduced, "Dante Iwmota, my boyfriend."
"WHAT!" Ayeka's eyes filled with fury and all other words you can use for anger... "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
"Firstly," Tenchi began, "I was dating him before I met any of you. Also in the first place, I never loved anyone here in a romantic way."
"NO TENCHI!" Ryoko cuddled him, but luckily, Dante threw him off.
"About time you told us!" Washu came out of her laboratory, "I was beginning to worry. You were moping in your sleep about Dante." Tenchi's face became red with embarrassment.
"Well I guess that is one more thing we now know about Tenchi!" Sasami smiled as everyone else fell over.