A/N This was a random idea I had when I got board. I write goofy stuff when that happens. This is pretty funny, but tell me what you think.

Open the Door, get on the Floor, Everybody do the Dinosaur

Kakashi looked around. He had to make sure no one saw him. If they did, he could kiss his butt goodbye. You see, Kakashi had a secret mission. A really big secret mission. And if he was caught...well, he just didn't want to think about that. His job was to remove a certain purple dinosaur from life who had been poisioning the minds of innocent children for years now. He himself had almost been harmed, but had been spared by his ninja lifestyle. But now, the purple monstrosity was trying to build up a massive army of mind controlled children, and the Leaf had to put an end to it. So, he quietly snuck into the studio and crept thru the halls. Staying low, he avoided the cameras and guards as he approached the stage that the horrendous show was recorded. As quiet as he could be, he slowly opened the door and entered the dark room. He slowly shut the door, but the moment the door shut, a single spotlight snapped on in the center of the room. Kakashi could see the back of a chair, but nothing esle.

"So. You've come." A goofy sounding voice spoke out.

Kakashi rasied his headband and drew a kunai.

"Yes. I have. You have caused enough harm, Barney. By order of the Fifth Hokage, your death is my mission."

The chair turned around and Kakashi saw the smiling dinosaur.

"I don't think so. You see, I am Barney. Great lovable dinosaur. No one can resist me!"

Barney lunged forward and began sining as he tried to crush him with his tail.

"I love you. You love me." He began.

"No!!" Kakashi paniced and slammed his fist into his mouth, knocking out his teeth.

Barney stumbled back and shook his head, glaring.

"You! You have damaged me. Now you pay. Barney Hug!"

Kakashi watched as the great purple dinosaur threw his arms wide and lumbered over to him. Kakashi lept back as the giant tripped and landed on the ground.

"That was close." He muttered.

"You haven't won yet. I know one move that will get you!" Barney roared as he stood up.

Kakashi watcehd as he began to dance and found himself calming down.

"No! Must...stay...strong. Need...porn." He said as he pulled out a certain orange book.

He began reading it and felt the effects of Barney's danceing fade away. He glared at him as he returned his book.

"Lets end this, purple boy." He said, making handsigns.

Barney watched in anger as a ball of electrisity appeared in Kakashi's hand.

"Chidori!" He shouted as the stage was filled with the sound of birds.

Barney looked at him with hatred.

"So. I lose."

"Hai. Time to kill a dinosaur." He said softly just before he charged.

Kakashi watched as he closed the distance. He grinned just before the attack struck, obliterating Barney's heart. The purple dinosaur gave a great shuddering gasp as his body lurched forward instinctively. Kakashi pulled his hand back and watched as the body dropped before he left the room. He wipped his hands off before-

"Bullshit."

Kakshi looked over at Naruto as he recounted his tale of his last mission.

"Excuse me?"

"For one, what the hell is a T.V.? Second, a purple dinosaur? You should stick to your old excuse of walking an old lady across several streets."

"For once, Naruto's right. That was such a lame lie, even Naruto can't believe it." Sakura said as she gave him a stern look.

"Yeah. And I believe a lot of things." Naruto input.

Kakshi sighed.

"If you don't believe me, fine. But I saved the world from a terrible evil. My next target is a giant yellow bird that talks."

Both teens groaned as Kakashi began giving reasons why Big Bird was the bane of childrens programming.