Kill Skinner Volume One: A Parody of 'Kill Bill'

by animatedevey12

The Chef wakes up after a four year coma and seeks revenge against the people who betrayed and attempted to kill her on opening night of her new restuarant...epecially her former master SKINNER. A cross of Pixar characters and a few from Kill Bill.

1. Prologue

Disclaimer: I don't own Kill Bill or any of the Pixar characters

Kill Skinner Volume One: A Parody of 'Kill Bill'

Prologue

A bloodied up female chef with dark hair is lying on the floor, then a male voice says:

"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...masochistic."

He cocks the pistol but then the female tells him as she's taking her last breaths

"Skinner, its your recipe."

BAM! goes the pistol. So the story of 'The Chef' begins a story all about revenge. Getting back at her former master.

animatedevey12 Presents

Kill Skinner Volume One: A Parody of 'Kill Bill'

Starring:

Beep in The Role of 'The Chef'

Skinner

Honey Fox as Vernita Green a.k.a Copper head

Edna Mode as O-Ren Ishii a.k.a Cottonmouth

Buddy Pine/Syndrome as Budd a.k.a Sidewinder

Helen Parr/Elastigirl as Elle Driver a.k.a California Mountain Snake

Hattori Hanzo as himself

and

Mirage as Sofie Fatale

To be continued...

Note: Yea it's all I've got so far for now since I'm going according to the chapters by Kill Bill. And no worries to you all who enjoy Pixar United: A 'Heroes' Parody I'm still working on that too. It's rated T now but the rating will be booted up to M.