Altheia sighed as she leaned back in her chair. They had to assign her a hopeless addict for her first job. She had heard the F.G.C.S. started its employees out easy! Obviously, she had heard wrong. She looked at her applicant's profile for the third time and sighed again. What about the F.G.C.S. had appealed to her so much?

The Fan-Girl Conversion Society, F.G.C.S, was a division of the Inter-dimensional Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves, I.S.P.C.E. I.S.P.C.E. had originally been created because of dimensional split caused by fan fiction. If a fan fiction consisting of cruelty to elves was written, I.S.P.C.E. agents would travel by inter-dimensional portals to the universes created by that fan fiction and stop the cruel actions being performed to the elves without changing the fan fiction itself. (For more on the theory of dimensional split read "I.S.P.C.E. Protecting Elves Everywhere!" by Huinesoron.) After a while, fan-girls began somehow gaining access to the inter-dimensional portals and would, unknowingly and unwillingly, be transported to one of the various Middle-Earthian Universes created by dimensional split. If an inhabitant or inhabitants of the Middle-Earthian Universe the fan-girl had landed in found her, she would often pass out from the shock of seeing a Lord of the Rings character in person. However, depending on the race of the inhabitant(s) and the universe in which the fan-girl had landed, she would sometimes be brutally punished, tortured, or even murdered. Usually though, an I.S.P.C.E. agent would find the fan-girl, convince her that it was all a dream, and then send her back home before she was discovered by inhabitant(s).

The F.G.C.S. was founded when I.S.P.C.E. discovered that fan-girlism was a curable disorder. This discovery had been made when a fan-girl, Eran, had found her way to the office of an I.S.P.C.E. agent, Jete, via an inter-dimensional portal. Jete had felt sorry for Eran and had put her mind to it try to cure her. Jete had been successful and Eran was now back to normal. In fact, she was vice president of F.G.C.S.; Jete was president. I.S.P.C.E. began asking fan-girls if they would like to be cured of their fan-girlism before sending them back. Most of the girls said yes. They would then fill out an application that would be sent to the F.G.C.S. where they would determine the severity of the disorder based on the information given. Then they would match the fan-girl with the F.G.C.S. agent they felt would cure her fastest.

Altheia opened her eyes to read the application for the fourth time. It hadn't changed.

NAME: Galadriarwyn Faramilla Applehoney

AGE: 17

OBJECT OF FANATICISM: Faramir

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A FAN-GIRL? Four years

HAVE YOU WRITTEN FAN FICTION? Yes

IF YES, HAVE ANY OF THEM BEEN MARY SUES? Yes

IF YES, WHAT PERCENT? Percent? Hah! Like you expect me to know math! I only study Faramir! I have no time to study for school! But if you must know…I'd sat about 95%…oh! All right! 100%.

HAVE YOU READ ANY OF TOLKIEN'S BOOKS? Who is Tolkien?

IF YES, HOW MANY TIMES? WHO IS TOLKIEN?!?!?

HAVE YO SEEN THE LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES? Yes

IF YES, HOW MANY TIMES? Entire Trilogy: 3 The parts with Faramir in them: I lost count somewhere around 208.

Thank you for choosing the Fan-Girl Conversion Society! We plan to have you back to normal in 6 months tops!

The first thing about the application Altheia noticed was that each "i" was dotted with a heart that had "Farrie" written inside it. The application had been filled in with a pink, purple, and blue swirl gel pen. One hundred percent of her fan fictions were Mary Sues! And nowhere did it mention how many she had written! She would have to suggest adding "How many fan fictions have you written?" to the applications. She would bring it up at the next staff meeting.

Stapled to the application were a picture and a short biography of this…Galadriarwyn. The girl in the picture had a round face, short, brown hair with pink streaks, and deep black eyes. She had a large smile and looked very excited and happy, but in her eyes you could tell something was hiding. Something had hold of her and would not let go. The look all fan-girls had, the look that pleaded for help to be freed of this disorder.

Altheia debated over whether or not to read the bio. Just the application had scared her enough. In the end, she decided to read it.

NAME: Galadriarwyn Faramilla Applehoney

AGE: 17

COUNTRY: USA

EMAIL:

F.G.C.S. # (For F.G.C.S. office use only): #5R1M6B

BIOGRAPHY: Hello! My name is Galadriarwyn Faramilla Applehoney. But you prolly already knew that lol!! I am 17 and still in the 10th grade. Ever since I fell in luv w/ my Farrie, I have had no time 2 spend on school, all my time is devoted to my Farrie. I also spend a lot of time on my 'puter. The internet is my best friend!

I love:

Faramir

I hate:

Anyone who tries 2 insult my Farrie!

Well that's all!

Galadriarwyn Faramilla Applehoney --- ---

Altheia closed her eyes and banged her head on her desk repeatedly. She was stupid, stupid, STUPID! Why had she wanted to work here so much? Maybe if she met this girl, it wouldn't seem as bad. She speed-dialed the Applicant Care Center. "ACC, Darron speaking."

"Hey, Darron. This is Altheia. Could you please send #5R1M6B to me?"

"Sure can! She'll be there in 5 minutes."

"Thank you!"

"No, thank you for getting this one off my hands."

Altheia winced. This was not going to be easy.