notes: before you dare add this on your follow list after reading, a review is encouraged. and yes i did reupload this because i'm a petty ass bitch.
1. his name is huckleberry? ranger rick? lucas friar the good. riley's practically in love with him, and maya is annoyed. hella annoyed. she wants to chew this guy up and spit him out, find his weakness and make him crumble, kick him where it hurts. however, he smiles and listens to riley and pays attention to her, and maya knows she can't do shit. fuck, she whispers.
2. his name is charlie gardner, smooth operator, cheese soufflé! maya likes him. he tries to sweep riley off her feet and it works, under the pretense that lucas was gonna whisk her away and ask her to the semi formal sponsored by senator eric matthews. however, it isn't even the case. she's still into lucas' stupid face, and maya is again annoyed. goddamn it, she whispers.
3. his name is evan the sherpa, son of the legendary lauren that neither cory nor topanga like to talk about. maya is annoyed, once again. why? riley spends all night speaking to this guy she barely knows. when was the last time this happened? oh yeah, sleepovers at the matthews' until one of them is falling asleep. it's usually riley of course. shit, she whispers.
4. her name is chai tea (not really), and now maya is surprised. this is different, but after thinking for a while, it probably isn't a big deal. riley doesn't admit upright, but when she does, chai dismisses her, and now maya wants to punch chai tea in the face...until topanga beats her to it. stupid bitch, she whispers.
5. her name is marly evans the smart ass in sophomore year. maya sighs, knowing that cory doesn't like the relationship, only because it's marly and not because it's a girl. she sighs as riley cries and pouts, once marly evans moves to another state for reasons unknown to riley but she knows there is some implied homophobia behind marly's sudden move. yikes, she whispers.
6. his name is lucas friar the good again, who fights for her. riley says no. fuck, she whispers again.
7. her name is maya hart the peach, finally, and all is right with the world. she hugs and cuddles and kisses riley and protects her as appointed head of the riley committee. she takes her out on dates and makes her feel like princess dancing sunshine cotton candy face and she's riley's peaches and she can't argue with that. naturally, everyone's ok with it, and maya doesn't whisper anything when she cuddles with riley during their netflix date.