Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this

So you know: normal text is Doc, bold is Omega and italic is Lopez. Also sorry if my spanish is off, i don't speak the language

Enjoy

(The screen is blank; however the sound is working perfectly.)

Ok is it on now?

Look at the light you fool! It's there to show you!

Ok, ok, don't yell at me! Right there's a red light and it's bleeping. Is that good?

Of course you repulsive vermin! The red light always means it's on.

I thought that it was the green light that meant something's on?

Well..... Silence you fool! Never question me.

Ok now it's not bleeping, is that good or bad?

Err.....

I thought you were supposed to be an evil genius?

Fine I'll take a look at it. Let's see..... There's no picture. What did you do imbecile?

Why are you blaming me?

I'm evil, I have to blame someone! Also I'm a genius so nothing is ever my fault!

Hey Lopez, do you know how to work this thing?

Qué usted quisieran que hiciera, escupir en él? (What do you want me to do, spit on it?)

Wait what's this button?

You fool, don't press anything!

(Static rolls across the screen. Then the image of a disembodied head appears upon a pile of crates)

Hey Lopez it's working. I see you!

Ha I knew I could do it with my superior intellect!

What, I worked it out!

But it was my own prodigious knowledge that allowed you to work out such a puzzle of most intricate design!

No, I just pressed a random button.

Shut up.

You weren't involved.

I said Shut Up!

Usted debe conseguir quizá encendido con él, el balanceo de la cámara fotográfica (Maybe you should get on with it, the camera's rolling.)

Oh yes of course, like I need a piece of headwear to remind me of that?

Burro (Ass.)

He's right you know.

Just get in front of the camera!

(A soldier in purple armour walks in front of the screen. He has a rocket launcher strapped to his back and a small medics tool at his hip. As he talks his head moves from one side to another, each time alternating between 2 different voices)

Hi I'm Doc and this is Lopez.

(Gestures to the head.)

Puedo hablar para me. Lopez las necesidades pesadas ninguna ayuda de eso por lo menos (I can speak for myself. Lopez the Heavy needs no help for that at least)

Quiet you fools. We aren't making this video to distribute on the internet or cheer up some depressing family member. This is a log of my evil accomplishments. A journal of my rise to power and a record of how the universe was turned inside out by the mighty force of the chaotic lord of darkness that is Omega. Mwha ha ha ha. Also I need to I need to put up some videos on My Space. We'll see who the amateur filmmaker is Johnny-Boy16.

Usted demanda tener mal que haga que los hombres lloran como pequeñas muchachas, con todo éste es todo lo que usted puede pensar alrededor. (You claim to have evil that makes men weep like little girls, yet this is all you can think about.)

If we're not distributing it, whys it going on your My Space page?

Well this has gotten off to a bad start.

Hey, while we're doing this can I say hi to Mom?

What! No this isn't..... It's not..... Fine, but in return no more slideshows on the nature of vegetarianism in popular culture. That last one almost made me heave like an Irishman.

Ok.....Hi Mom!

Uhh I need to take some time away. Somewhere nice...... Like off a cliff..... Where you could die.