Author's note: My attempt at humor. Firepaw finds some cheese and when he shows it to the clan they turn into cheese addicts, even changing their name to Cheeseclan and changing the warrior code. Utter randomness! Takes place in Into the Wild, but it will progress.
It's my first story so don't expect much. Review and tell me what you think! :)
I DON'T own Warriors, unfortunately.
Miragestar
Chapter 1: The cheese!
"What is it?" murmured Bluestar, staring at the yellow thing Firepaw had brought into her den.
"Cheese…" answered Firepaw, poking it with one of his claws.
"Can I… Can I taste it?" asked Bluestar, staring at the yellow cheese with her hungry, blue eyes.
"Sure, Bluestar…" Firepaw answered, and stepped back to let his leader taste the cheese. Bluestar stepped up carefully, let out her tongue, and swallowed the whole thing. She chewed slowly, and then meowed, "Yumm! It's better than Starclan!"
Clouds covered the sky.
Graypaw screeched from the entrance of the den, "You call that tasting?"
Bluestar whirled around. "Shut up!" she yowled. Turning around to face Firepaw, she meowed, "Firepaw… Bring me some more of this 'cheese'"
Firepaw nodded and stepped back from Bluestar, who had cheese smeared on her face.
"Wait." She snapped. Firepaw stopped. "Firepaw, if you don't bring back more cheese, you will be banished from Thunderclan," she meowed quietly so Graypaw wouldn't hear.
Firepaw turned tail and ran, bumping into Graypaw outside the den. "So?" the gray tom meowed, "We didn't get to taste any cheese!"
Firepaw bowed his head, "We will taste some, Graypaw. Bluestar told me to get some more cheese, or I'll be banished from Thunderclan."
Graypaw stared for a second and then meowed, "Hope you don't find any cheese!" he quickly ran away to the apprentices den.
"…"
5 minutes later…
"WHERE IS MY CHEESE!?" yowled Bluestar, dashing from her den.
"Banish Firepaw!" screamed Graypaw from the apprentices den. Yowls of agreement came from camp.
Bluestar blinked. "No, Graypaw. No. We will not banish him," she paused, "WE WILL KILL HIM! Lionheart, get the reinforcements!"
"We don't have any…"
"GET THE WARRIORS YOU PIECE OF FOX DUNG!" snapped Bluestar.
Just as she yowled that, Firepaw entered the camp, cheese hanging from his mouth.
"Cheese!" purred Bluestar, attacking the ginger tom.
"Can we try some?" asked One-eye from the elder's den.
"No." Bluestar answered, pinning Firepaw on the ground.
"Yes." One-eye snarled.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"NO!"
"YES!" Bluestar meowed, and then realized her mistake.
"She said yes, get the cheese!" Lionheart yowled.
The cats attacked the cheese. Finally, everyone got a piece of cheese, Bluestar the biggest, except Firepaw.
"It… IT TASTES GOOD!" purred Dustpaw.
"I love it!" Halftail was rubbing his cheek on the cheese.
"Its better then my kits!" purred Frostfur.
"I WANT MORE!" An outraged Ravenpaw shouted, yellow highlights in his fur.
"Firepaw," Bluestar meowed, "Dear, dear, Firepaw. Show us where you get the cheese."
Firepaw blinked in surprise, and flicked his tail for everyone to follow. The whole clan followed Firepaw as he exited the camp, their eyes hungry for cheese.
Firepaw led them to Twolegplace, and jumped onto a fence of some kind of large Twoleg nest. Everyone on the ground was the cheese, its delicious smell wafting to the cats.
Bluestar jumped down and started devouring the cheese. All the cats followed, throwing Firepaw off to land with a crunch of his face on the ground.
The Thunderclan cats quickly gobbled up the cheese. Bluestar straightened up, purring.
"MORE! MORE!" screeched the Thunderclan cats. They turned to Firepaw.
"I don't know how to find anymore!" Firepaw said.
"ATTACK THE NEST!" commanded Bluestar, and the cats attacked the door. When it opened and a female Twoleg came out, the elders attacked her while the rest of the cats ran into the nest. Firepaw followed wearily, watching One-Eye claw the Twoleg's butt.
The Twoleg nest was roomy, and he just saw the tip of Mousefur's tail vanishing through a door. Firepaw peeked inside, and saw Brindleface and Tigerclaw attacking a male Twoleg. The rest of Thunderclan vanished, and he heard the elders give a triumphant yowl, and Dappletail dashed inside, followed by Halftail. Firepaw followed them, until he could smell the sharp tang of cheese. He entered a large room, where all the cats were gathered.
Everyone on the floor was cheese. Even on the walls were pieces of cheese. Goldenflower was rolling in the cheese, while Speckletail was jumping in it. Here was the chance for Firepaw to eat some cheese!
But to no avail. Lionheart trampled on Firepaw, sending him falling to the floor with another crunch.
It shall be continued. Cats sure are mean to Firepaw!