Weird Songs From The Digital World:Germs
T.K. was walking home from soccer practice as dirty
as the South Park Movie.Halfway home,he noticed about
ten people all in black cloths as black as their sun glasses.
He decided to take a rest and listen to them sing.One
guy with long blondish hair pressed a button on the boom
box and music started to play.An errie sort of music.Then,
a man in a ripped shirt and curly brown hair picked up
the microphone and sang...
Sometimes I really wanna be alone.
But thats one state I'm never in.
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions.
Of tiny one celled organisims livin' on my skin.
As T.K. heard this he thought about the dangers germs
cause if their not attended to.So he grabed the soccer
ball and started running home.When he got there he
rushed into the bathroom ond wet a rag.
(Germs)I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding.
(Germs)But they just come right back again.
T.K. scrubed his arm for well over 7 minutes and looked
at his arm.It was a really light red.Then two drops of
blood fell onto the floor beside him.
(Germs)Can't even see'em but I know their up to somethin'.
Hey,don't touch that-you don't know where its been.
They're all over me.
They're inside of me.
Can't get'em offa me.
I'm covered with...microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me.
I'm crawling with...microscopic bacteria
T.K. slowly fell asleep with a small puddle of blood next
to him.And when he awoke it was morning.And he slowly
got up from the floor.
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep.
That's when they start their sneak attack.
In the morning I wake up in utter horror.
To find my teeth all covered with bacterial plaque.
T.K. saw that his teeth were a bright shade of green and
his face was still covered with dirt.He reached for the
toothpaste but remembered that germs could be on it.
(Germs)Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face.
(Germs)And there's more comin' every day.
(Germs)I never said that they could camp out on my body.
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away.
T.K. splashed water on his face and raced out to his
mother's car.Unfortunatly,he had soccer practice today
too.He thought he could just walk around until she came
back to get him.
They're all over me.
They're inside of me.
Can't get'em offa me.
I'm covered with...microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me.
I'm crawlin with...microscopic bacteria
T.K.'s mother came out and opened the car door."I'm
going to drop you off near Kari's ok?"she asked."Ok"T.K.
replied.
They're creepin' around my shorts.
They're under the bathroom sink.
They're ridin' inside my car.
They're swimin' in every drink.
T.K. sudenly droped his Pepsi onto the floor and sort of
jumped back in his seat."I can walk from here"he said
and not waiting for an answer he oped his door and
started running down the street.
They're hidin' between my toes.
They're lurkin' in every kiss.
T.K. soon met up with Kari."Hi T.K."she said."Hi"he replied.
"How 'bout givin' me a kiss?"she said."Uh...not now...um...
I gotta go"he said."Is it me?"she asked."Yes...I mean no
...I mean...grr"he said and turned around and started
walking,leaving Kari with tears in her eyes.
I got'em way up my nose.
In every orifice.
I'm gonna show them who's boss.
I'm gonna get even yet.
T.K. decided to go home.When he got there,he threw
all his stuff out the window and burned it.
Just gimmie some Lysol spray.
Just hand me a moist towelette.
Don't tell me I'm paranoid.
I know that their after me.
So T.K. lay in the empty room with just a TV.He reached
for the remote,not thinking about the germs and turned
it on."Tonight,a girl named Kari Kamiya commited suicide
by jumping off the twenty-seventh floor of a hotel.More
at eleven.Hearing these words T.K. ran down stairs and
pulled a knife out of the cabnet.
Look under the microscope...
See??
They're all over me.
They're inside of me.
Can't get'em offa me.
I'm covered with...microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me.
I'm crawling with...microscopic bacteria
T.K. was about to kill himself when he stoped.He looked
down at the blade and looked back up."This ones dirty.
I'll get a clean one"he said.So he oppened the dish washer,
pulled out a clean knife and stabed himself in the heart.
They're all over me.
I can feel'em all over me.
Over every part of me.
Microscopic bacteria.
I know they're watching me.
They're always watching me.
They're comin' after me.
Microscopic bacteria.
Won't somebody help me.
Please somebody help me.
You've got to believe me.
They're out to get me.
They wanna control me.
They wanna destroy me.
They're tryin' to kill me.
It kind of upsets me.
T.K. lay lifeless on the floor hoping the afterlife is cleaner than this one...
Disclaimer:I don't own "Weird Al"Yankovic or his origanal song "Germs".
Nor do I own Digimon.But I do own all of Weird Al's CDs and one of the
ten people in that group at the begining.Read and review...
T.K. was walking home from soccer practice as dirty
as the South Park Movie.Halfway home,he noticed about
ten people all in black cloths as black as their sun glasses.
He decided to take a rest and listen to them sing.One
guy with long blondish hair pressed a button on the boom
box and music started to play.An errie sort of music.Then,
a man in a ripped shirt and curly brown hair picked up
the microphone and sang...
Sometimes I really wanna be alone.
But thats one state I'm never in.
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions.
Of tiny one celled organisims livin' on my skin.
As T.K. heard this he thought about the dangers germs
cause if their not attended to.So he grabed the soccer
ball and started running home.When he got there he
rushed into the bathroom ond wet a rag.
(Germs)I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding.
(Germs)But they just come right back again.
T.K. scrubed his arm for well over 7 minutes and looked
at his arm.It was a really light red.Then two drops of
blood fell onto the floor beside him.
(Germs)Can't even see'em but I know their up to somethin'.
Hey,don't touch that-you don't know where its been.
They're all over me.
They're inside of me.
Can't get'em offa me.
I'm covered with...microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me.
I'm crawling with...microscopic bacteria
T.K. slowly fell asleep with a small puddle of blood next
to him.And when he awoke it was morning.And he slowly
got up from the floor.
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep.
That's when they start their sneak attack.
In the morning I wake up in utter horror.
To find my teeth all covered with bacterial plaque.
T.K. saw that his teeth were a bright shade of green and
his face was still covered with dirt.He reached for the
toothpaste but remembered that germs could be on it.
(Germs)Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face.
(Germs)And there's more comin' every day.
(Germs)I never said that they could camp out on my body.
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away.
T.K. splashed water on his face and raced out to his
mother's car.Unfortunatly,he had soccer practice today
too.He thought he could just walk around until she came
back to get him.
They're all over me.
They're inside of me.
Can't get'em offa me.
I'm covered with...microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me.
I'm crawlin with...microscopic bacteria
T.K.'s mother came out and opened the car door."I'm
going to drop you off near Kari's ok?"she asked."Ok"T.K.
replied.
They're creepin' around my shorts.
They're under the bathroom sink.
They're ridin' inside my car.
They're swimin' in every drink.
T.K. sudenly droped his Pepsi onto the floor and sort of
jumped back in his seat."I can walk from here"he said
and not waiting for an answer he oped his door and
started running down the street.
They're hidin' between my toes.
They're lurkin' in every kiss.
T.K. soon met up with Kari."Hi T.K."she said."Hi"he replied.
"How 'bout givin' me a kiss?"she said."Uh...not now...um...
I gotta go"he said."Is it me?"she asked."Yes...I mean no
...I mean...grr"he said and turned around and started
walking,leaving Kari with tears in her eyes.
I got'em way up my nose.
In every orifice.
I'm gonna show them who's boss.
I'm gonna get even yet.
T.K. decided to go home.When he got there,he threw
all his stuff out the window and burned it.
Just gimmie some Lysol spray.
Just hand me a moist towelette.
Don't tell me I'm paranoid.
I know that their after me.
So T.K. lay in the empty room with just a TV.He reached
for the remote,not thinking about the germs and turned
it on."Tonight,a girl named Kari Kamiya commited suicide
by jumping off the twenty-seventh floor of a hotel.More
at eleven.Hearing these words T.K. ran down stairs and
pulled a knife out of the cabnet.
Look under the microscope...
See??
They're all over me.
They're inside of me.
Can't get'em offa me.
I'm covered with...microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me?
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me.
I'm crawling with...microscopic bacteria
T.K. was about to kill himself when he stoped.He looked
down at the blade and looked back up."This ones dirty.
I'll get a clean one"he said.So he oppened the dish washer,
pulled out a clean knife and stabed himself in the heart.
They're all over me.
I can feel'em all over me.
Over every part of me.
Microscopic bacteria.
I know they're watching me.
They're always watching me.
They're comin' after me.
Microscopic bacteria.
Won't somebody help me.
Please somebody help me.
You've got to believe me.
They're out to get me.
They wanna control me.
They wanna destroy me.
They're tryin' to kill me.
It kind of upsets me.
T.K. lay lifeless on the floor hoping the afterlife is cleaner than this one...
Disclaimer:I don't own "Weird Al"Yankovic or his origanal song "Germs".
Nor do I own Digimon.But I do own all of Weird Al's CDs and one of the
ten people in that group at the begining.Read and review...